Watching My Beautiful Moe Through Helplessness Wife About To Lose His 3rd (THIRD) Hotdog To The Campfire

it was @becharley btw

had a dream last night that the new tumblr discourse was whether or not people deserved their urls and people were getting callouts and anon hate like "I can't believe you have x in your url when I never see you actually post about them it's pretty messed up that you're taking that url away from other people who actually deserve it :/"

They should make an alternate version of boba tea called kiki tea and its filled with spikes

one of the most disappointing misreads of my life

Oh my mein gott this octopus is full of cuntenserven

cool cool cool cool cool cool just lost my 110 hr mhwilds save to data corruption and steam's dogshit recovery system bye marshil bye lilito it was nice knowing you

I've been smelling a phantom mall 2007 cologne type smell all night that's been honestly kind of scary and i swear to god i just figured out it's this rock i pulled out of the magic gravel from work if anyone's a geologist please help me here im so far out of my league of understanding what's going on