We Need You To Roll Me The Fattest Shit Imaginable.

happy splatoon 3 release day

Probably not the best idea guys

wow they weren't kidding about the boytoy either

Whenever people talk about "girlbossing too close to the sun" they always talk about Elizabeth Holmes and not Gwen fucking Shamblin, who founded a Christian dieting and weight loss cult and then died in a fiery plane crash piloted by her himbo sugarbaby boy toy

you know he would have been Those kids

inspired by this pic:

fuck myer briggs fuck astrology

if you ask someone who their top 3 favorite homestuck characters were you literally know everything about them

Does anyone know if there's any possible way to get into a flight rising account if the email you registered it under doesn't exist anymore? I miss my dragons and also had the most insane username I want it back

im crazy