OK, But What If That Was The Plan, And Then Someone Broke His Hydraulics? And Now He Just Lies In The

OK, but what if that was the plan, and then someone broke his hydraulics? And now he just lies in the drawer, pemanently bent, but looking fresh & healthy - yet only able to bump & flump kind of like a fish - no power thrusting or balls vibrating anymore. sigh, he was so active back in the day. but not now...

so, what if your penis dies before you do (asking for a friend)?

honestly just play with your penis until you die

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Billy Goats Gruff!

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Murderbot available on another platform!

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3 weeks ago

All hail your favorite viking!

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Reenactor Throws A Spear At A Drone

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone


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1 month ago

Bundling & handfasting can get you through the winter…. All legal in Sweden.

Magda Svensson (1895-1968) And Mats Olivio Axelsson (1891-1967) On Their Wedding Day, 1916, Sweden. They've

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2 weeks ago

I’ll take that one on the left…

Remember When True Blood Did This…. Yeah

Remember when true blood did this…. yeah


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1 month ago
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1 month ago
Our first look at Alexander Skarsgård's 'filthy' gay biker romance Pillion is finally here
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1 month ago
All Done Now, @differentcatcat
All Done Now, @differentcatcat

All done now, @differentcatcat

"Ungh. Too hard. You're gonna make me ..."

"Ungh. Too Hard. You're Gonna Make Me ..."

Alex paid under the table :>)


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2 weeks ago

I sent this to my demon seed. She is the executrix (read: execute tricks) of my will.

@differentcatcat @maxwell-demon


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