Hmmmmm…

This is it, the best news story (from BBC news):

Holy hell!

*LOUD WET SMACKING NOISES*

Never saw this before, but OMG, I’m dying! Sweet gods of Sweden! I wish I was this creative! @differentcatcat

Alexander Skarsgard + Evan Rachel Wood - gate: the dating rumor and the clamor (by vigwig

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Looking back to the past. Happen everytime Alex has a new girlfriend. :D

I just had to.

Love this comfortunit! It could be me!

(formerly) tlacey's comfortunit, first and last scene

Sometimes the wrinkled & softer low-hanging fruit can be coaxed back to a firmer, fuller appearance. Just remember if the firmer, fuller passion fruition is maintained for more than 4 hours, a doctor should enter a 3-way with you to jack that sexualized old man off safely.

@differentcatcat @3dprintcess

Dear, friend,

I come to you asking most respectfully for your help ♥️👋 with sexualising those old men. My family live somewhere and aren't really relevant to this message, but the form is the form and must be adhered to. 💐🐠To be honest, I never read the spam emails this far, so I don't know what sob story element I should include here, but please - my old men - they need sexualising! 💦

If just a gajillionty people sexualised those old men for a mere twelve hours a day, lives would be changed. For the better? Almost certainly not. Random emojis 📚✨✨ But changed for sure.

You are already part of that. Thank you.

Do they sign these,

Illuminescence 🟨🎶🏎️

OH MY GOD YOU ALMOST GOT ME. 😂

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Murderbot: Cast, Character Guide, Total Episodes and More Details

Alexander Skarsgård is all set to enthrall you in and as Murderbot, a thriller-comedy series, on Apple TV+ on 16th May 2025.

@differentcatcat @askarsjustsoswedish @maxwell-demon @murderbot-moodboard @m-f1

wait - how does your dad know all these things that he infodumps? and what about those of us that have alien dna?

So, something I learnt the other day. So, you know how dinosaurs supposedly can't see you if you stand still? Well that myth is based on real-life lizards/etc and how eyes in general work. So, once my dad starts infodumping, here comes some other cool information. We, humans, can in fact, also not see something unless it's moving. We fixed this by having our eyes constantly shake. And then our brain compensates for us, so we don't have to have shaky vision.

What if aliens don't have this? Like. What if they find out when one of us was looking at something in the distance, and they walk around this thing that's in front of them, and the alien is confused so they bob their head and oh, there's a thing there, but how did the human know that, and then we explain and they're like, horrified.

Humans are apex predators. They can hunt in packs. They can hunt in pairs. They can hunt on their own. They're persistance predators, which is unheard of. They get stronger when they're mad or scared. They have this thing called 'body language' which acts like a type of hivemind, even if they'll claim it isn't. And. They can see you. When you're not moving. They can still see you. If you ever find yourself in a fight against a human, for whatever reason? Run. Run as fast as you can. And hope, pray if you have a religion, that they won't follow.

random questions that wont help you get to know your mutuals at all

from @maxwell-demon

favorite shampoo (scent or type/brand)?

Just Nutritive (all natural products) shampoo/conditioner for aging hair

do you sleep with the light on or your doors closed? why?

A low intensity moon lamp is on in the corner, I like it

hot or cold coffee/tea?

Coffee hot & plentiful! Unsweet Luzienne cold tea. Far too many hot teas to list, some home crafted.

do you use the same username for all/most of your socials?

Yes & no. To clarify, i started computer use & programming when the bugs were real. i have evolved from simple 3 letter id's with no passwords needed using irc to the current day naming & security. that being said, for the last 25-30 years I have used the same 6 identifiers as my username (unless they have been taken by someone else first). this happens more often as the years go by, because more people have more devices. here, I am Mariuch, not because I hide, but because all my usual id's were used - and mariuch is a favorite childhood nickname.

white shoes, yay or nay? why?

yes, when i want to.

what song is stuck in your head right now? (if none, last one you remember listening to?)

Always Remember us this Way / Lady Gaga

would you rather watch three twenty minute episodes or a one hour movie?

20 minute episodes? i think 3 longer segments instead of a full length movie - unless i'm awake in the night. then the movie.

would you still love the person that tagged you if they were a worm?(/p /lh)

i need to know what kind of worm we refer to on this one.

tagging @rembrandtswife @abbessolute @izhunny @differentcatcat @mariuch @sigelfire @alrightythenbabe @grubby-gerblin @mangom00n @orphicpoet