Saiki is such an unreliable narrator it's so funny. "I don't like any of these people and I wish everyone would leave me alone forever. Lemme just dispel a typhoon real quick so they won't be sad."
screenshot redraw but make it POWERSWAP!
the original ^_<
if it hasnt been done, Kusuke Saiki from the disasterous life of saiki k.
Kusuke Saiki from the Disasterous Life of Saiki K is transfem!
No thoughts, just kubosai adult au where aren is painting kusuo on a canvas while kusuo bakes pastries with aren in mind.
really hes an icon
https://x.com/shu1aso/status/1911390865508925728
Anarchist kuboyasu...? Anarchist saiki...? anarchist kubosai.
Because I had so much fun with the PJSK one hehe
Saiki used to use Link because not only was he a relatively normal choice, but also because he thinks he's cool. Now that Link is gone, however, he's decided to use Luigi instead, considering how popular he is among casual players.
Nendo uses Wario. He'll always choose Wario, no matter how many times Kaido complains about him for some reason.
Kaido was one of the many angry Dry Bowser fans. He has since bitterly decided to switch to King Boo, although he's willing to admit there are much worse options.
Teruhashi uses Peach. It's her way of trying to come off as innocent so people will go easy on her, because really, she's very competitive.
Yumehara uses Toadette because she thinks she's cuter than any of the princesses.
Hairo uses Donkey Kong. Big fan of that guy. He also exclusively plays with tilt controls, although he isn't very good.
Toritsuka uses Rosalina. Exclusively on motorcycles. He's been dedicated to her since a very young age. For a brief moment he considered switching to Pauline, however he considers that cheating somehow.
Mera has never played Mario Kart before. Every time her friends have played it with her around it's been at some kind of special event where there was food involved so she was too occupied to play. She's been enlightened on the Cow, and her interest has piqued, although maybe for the wrong reason.
Kuboyasu is the Bowser to Kaido's Dry Bowser. He shares Kaido's rage at the loss, but not to the same extent. He tries to cheer Kaido up by reminding him that they both still get to play as the bad guys.
Saiko used Pink Gold Peach. To him, she was the best of the best because not only is she high class, she is also literally made of gold. He's completely distraught over her being cut from the game and has since settled for Pauline.
Rifuta is, shockingly, completely okay with Teruhashi using Peach. That means Peachette is all to herself! She is the cuter version of Peach after all. Unfortunately, with the character being cut, she has decided to use Baby Peach instead. It won't give her the reactions she wants =[
Aiura already was a Daisy fan before, but after finding out Saiki plans on changing his main to Luigi, she will NOT stop reminding him.
Satou does not, in fact, use Mario. Nobody uses Mario. He uses Yoshi. Another very common character choice nobody would think twice about.
Akechi uses Toad. This irks Saiki for some reason.
Suzumiya has a deep appreciation for Lakitu, as he is what keeps you on course. She can't help but wonder if he floats everywhere because he's clumsy too.
Kusuke used Ludwig before. He has since decided to make the switch to Bowser Jr. Yes, he does main them in Smash, too.
Makoto uses Mario to match Kokomi. She really wishes he wouldn't.
Takahashi uses Waluigi. He's one of those.
this bitch doesn’t even know what subtext is 🤦♂️ god is dead and asou suichi is too!!!