my number one woman behavior is saying i’m fine with any pronouns and silently ranking people in my regard based on what they do with that information
No no you don't understand! I want to watch this show/movie, read this book, listen to this podcast, etc.! But I must be in the right mindset and the exact head space to begin, or I just can't!
I’m sorry but I’ll never be able to see DJ khalid for anything other than refusing to eat pussy. that will always be his legacy to me
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The cruelty of racist white men.
I'm so sad that I couldn't go to " Interactive Introverts"
“So let me get this straight, you hijacked this ship, killed over 600 people, became ruler of the alien race, and now you’re sitting here in space prison because someone framed you for a murder that you didn't commit?”
Hozier, is that you?
When Adam bit the apple he did it because he trusted Eve. Because he loved her. Adam bit into the apple because the woman he loved told him to, no matter what God said. No matter the rules of heaven. What’s heaven to a woman’s love anyway? What’s God to your wife? The first sins of humanity, were trusting others. Eve trusted a snake, Adam trusted Eve, and I trust you. Maybe that’s a sin, just like the first couple. Maybe everyone’s right about us and we’re sinners and we offend God. But like I said, what’s God to a woman’s love anyway? What has heaven got that I can’t find sitting next to you on a cool autumn morning?
I just skipped a song by twenty one pilots because it wasn't depressing enough.
And by the time they retrieve the sandwich, it has gotten moldy.
Every night you hear a noise coming from your kitchen. One day you work up the courage to investigate. Upon entering you see a monster rummaging around in your fridge, stealing a sandwich and escaping through a portal. That was your favourite sandwich.