Remember In School Of Rock Where The Black Girl Was Afraid To Say She Wanted To Be A Singer Because She

The second she was born I had to be a good mother, because otherwise she would turn into a serial killer, and no mother wants that for her child. After all, killing is my job.

these crows have fun by swinging from a willow branch   source

what fucking hell dimension are y’all blogging from

me when my uquiz results tell me i’m emotionally unavailable and i self-sabotage whenever something good happens to me because i’d rather fail while being in control than face the possibility of my best effort just not being enough because i picked a certain hozier lyric:

And by the time they retrieve the sandwich, it has gotten moldy. 

Every night you hear a noise coming from your kitchen. One day you work up the courage to investigate. Upon entering you see a monster rummaging around in your fridge, stealing a sandwich and escaping through a portal. That was your favourite sandwich.

So this happened at my school and this is the definition of the public education system.

I just realized U can have multiple blogs.

am I an idiot? don't answer that question...

Dracula (1931)