I’m crying. An almost 3-minute ad leading up to that ending. What in the actual fuck.
Watching this to the end fucking obliterated me. You will not guess what company this commercial is for in a billion years. I promise.
Please take one and fill out.
Source: https://www.instagram.com/p/B4_cv7ppALN/
I didn't know there was even red Carmel Apple lolipops!
Reminder that it really doesn’t matter what ways you’re marginalized, if you’re not black you’re just as capable of anti blackness as white cishet people. No amount of “but I’m gay!”, “but I’m trans!”, or “but I’m not white!” changes that.
And being neurodiverse/disabled isn’t an excuse for anti blackness either.
haaeyiel
• First two letters of your last name • First vowel of your first name • Third letter of your middle name (or parent’s first name if you don’t have a middle name • Last consonant of your last name • Add IEL or EL to the end!
I looked at the plot, and it gives me almost Heathers vibes, but let's just hope Riverdale doesn’t fuck this one up as well. Also teen beach movie vibes.
Holy shit the music is good.
(during Greased Lightning) I don’t know shit about cars but suddenly I’m into it. I don't know how I feel about Danny’s hair.
Flame Car Scorpions
The 50s Aesthetic oh my god
“It was me, but it wasn’t me” “Bitch wtf, Sandy ain’t taking yo shit, Danny”
*During Sports scene* Tiny Shorts, also, shirtless men on the ground wrestling (Why can’t I go to this school) Coach casually tries to sell track, then Danny proceeds to be an idiot and trip over a fucking hurdle
How is this movie rated G, teens are fucking and drinking?
“You can eat a lot, can’t you?” He says as she orders the EXACT SAME FUCKING THING THAT SHE DID, I wish my food would come that fast
“The kangaroo bop”
“Finish This!” lol splash bitch
“Your hair looks like an Easter Egg” Why is Easter egg head tripping?
*Beauty school Elvis encourages high school*
Okay, so I did this for an hour in the movie, but now I’m fucking tired.
I’m sorry but I’ll never be able to see DJ khalid for anything other than refusing to eat pussy. that will always be his legacy to me
these crows have fun by swinging from a willow branch source
Vintage women being badass. You’re welcome.
A very accurate and timely twitter thread. 👌
when the lyrics you've been mishearing are more clever than what's actually in the song