Headcanon Accepted

if i’m ever brutally murdered and everyone feels like they need to do something productive in my memory, all i want is for you to pass legislation banning LED headlights in my name. regardless of how irrelevant it is to my murder. it’s relevant to my heart.

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unfortunately a lot of the corny self help advice turns out to be true but the thing is you have to come to those conclusions yourself otherwise it just sounds dismissive and dumb

I just realized U can have multiple blogs.

am I an idiot? don't answer that question...

I didn't know there was even red Carmel Apple lolipops!

my collection of "weird social practices that are too funny to be considered rude"

your hands, i want to hold them.

me when my uquiz results tell me i’m emotionally unavailable and i self-sabotage whenever something good happens to me because i’d rather fail while being in control than face the possibility of my best effort just not being enough because i picked a certain hozier lyric:

my dog Lois!!!