My Friend Is Doing Her Math And I Heard Her Whisper "why Are There Letters"

The second she was born I had to be a good mother, because otherwise she would turn into a serial killer, and no mother wants that for her child. After all, killing is my job.

I'm so sad that I couldn't go to " Interactive Introverts"

I’m sorry but I’ll never be able to see DJ khalid for anything other than refusing to eat pussy. that will always be his legacy to me

I sing pretty good.

Reblog if you play an instrument or sing

I wanna see how many musicians are on tumblr!

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“A soulmate is someone who is willing to grow with you, who chooses to be with you until the end, and will love you through good and bad. It’s not about sunshine and laughter, it’s about mundane moments filled with unknowns.”

— T.B. LaBerge

the peach emoji,  ;)

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

my collection of "weird social practices that are too funny to be considered rude"

No no you don't understand! I want to watch this show/movie, read this book, listen to this podcast, etc.! But I must be in the right mindset and the exact head space to begin, or I just can't!

Then let us gleefully mourn the loss of love, not for the love that was there, but the love that could've been. That is reason enough for celebration.