Bro I'm Not Caught Up Why Did They Turn My Boy Into Boba 😭

Elizabeth's Birthday Party

would you still love me if i was a worm?

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

Why do they make us sit at desks all day when there are so many ways you can lie on the floor

octopus 2022 wrapped

this year you disguised yourself as:

coral 10023 times

ocean floor 8064 times

coconut shell 244 times

various fish 196 times

scuba divers long lost wife 12 times

tips on what to say when someone says they have a seafood allergy:

if you care for them, you can say, "thank you for informing me--i won't have seafood near you"

if you hate them, you can say, "my shrimpathies"

I would like to wish the Elric brothers a happy October 3rd in the last few minutes of the day. RIP their house it was wonderful kindling.

I got a mental health wellness app and decided my first entry was going to be about a videogame I played that day

would die for a fresh hot corn on the cob rn

my favorite work memory is when my coworker and i explained the matpat/springtrap mpreg story to the pharmacist