My Perfect Thick Idiot Son, Calvin, Who Has Never Done Anything Wrong In His Entire Life Except Today

Baby bird season is incoming and I’d like to remind everyone that birds do not have a significant sense of smell. Bird parents will not reject birdlets because you have handled them.

If you see smol birbs with few or no feathers on the ground, you can safely put them back into their nest, bird parents will still care for them.

If you see smol birbs with some or most feathers on the ground, please leave them there, as bird parents are probably nearby watching and feeding.

10/10 Creature

The Oceanarium got some new beasts and this is our New Biggest Moon Snail. Her name is Green Bean Casserole

somehow I forget how good water is every single day. like, all day long I'm grumpy and only drinking a glass or two and then in the evening I "rediscover" it and every time I wonder how I forgot about this heavenly juice. again. like every day.

just hanging out

lovely creatures

Happy International Asexuality Day!!! 🖤🩶🤍💜

do not the dog

“X bodily fluid is just filtered blood!” buddy I hate to break it to you but ALL of the fluids in your body are filtered blood. Your circulatory system is how water gets around your body. It all comes out of the blood (or lymph, which is just filtered blood).

They have come to an agreement

commas are important

do you have a sword I can fall on