My Humble Contribution To The Manwhore AU

Imagine Y/N going full-on psychotic murder mode in front of everyone, and Alastor's just proudly standing there like, "That's my girl."

fanfiction truly being the savior for everyones sanity

⚠️❤️Adam→You←Lute❤️⚠️

I THINK I’LL MAKE A SPECIFIC COMIC ABOUT HAMILTON BEING A DAD CALLED ‘ALEXANDAD HAMILTON’. BECAUSE I HAVE TOO MANY IDEAS

I was listening to Dear Theosodia and when I got to the part where Hamilton was saying “look at my son” I just imagined him running around with baby Phillip making everyone he met look at his child.

@sarah1281

BONUS:

that feminine urge to read something that makes you cry, get angry, scream, laugh like a hormonal teenager, turn up the heat, feel like the most unique and beautiful human being on earth. *sighs*

One of my favorite post-EPIC headcanons is that Odysseus' family is just completely accepting of all the unhinged sh*t that he's done.

Odysseus, over dinner, some 2 months after his return: And then I finned the sirens, letting them drown. We ate the tails later.

Telemachus, starry-eyed: OMG GUYS THAT'S MY DAD!! THAT IS!! MY DAD!! (points excitedly) ISN'T HE INCREDIBLE?

Odysseus: And later when he wouldn't stop being in my way I stabbed a god repeatedly with his own trident.

Penelope, heart-eyed: That's my husband. My love. Love of my life. You slay, my king.

The rest of the people at the table are 100% freaked out and probably terrified, btw.

'*•.¸♡ Masterlist: Hazbin Hotel ♡¸.•*'

ADAM:

I want to be wanted more than anything else in the world. {College Au! Adam x fem! Reader}

Part 1 ; Part 2 ; Part 3 ; Part 4; Part 5; Part 6; Part 7; Part 8 ; Part 9 ; Part 10

Multiversal DP {College au! Adam x fem! Reader x Canon! Adam}

Part 1 ; Part 2 [Finished]

Kinktober Week 2024

Day 1; Day 2 ; Day 3 ; Day 4 ; Day 5 ;

Artificial dust and the generational curses it breeds. {Barbarian King! Adam x fem! Reader}

Part 0; Part 1 ; Part 2 ;

Mimicry {Marine biologist! Adam x Siren! Reader}

Part 1 ; Part 2

ABEL:

Smile and Wave. {Abel x gn! Reader}