Malk-molk-milkshake - Milk

Reading fanics with bad familial relationships: haha, gotta love that sweet angst!

Starts to notice similarities to my life: wait, wait no

Realizes I have some bad familial: WAIT NO-

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

So I've just seen McDonald's stuff complaining that McDonald's had to pay 800,000 in damages cause a kid dropped a chicken nugget on her leg.

The little eight year old girl got 2nd degree burns.

This exact type of thing happened before! There is a well-known story used as "people will sue over anything!" type propaganda where a woman sued McDonald's over hot coffee.

That woman had been forced to get skin grafts over how hot the coffee was, and there were a multitude of other people who got hurt from the outrageously hot coffee McDonald's had been serving at the time.

Do not let corporations keep getting away with this!!!

Stop letting corporations pretend that the innocent people who got severely hurt by them are the problem!

Later that day Mumbo’s copper lagged directly into Grian’s inventory 

Reblog if you want a dumbass nickname

I'm bored so I'm going to give people dumbass nicknames

It will be dumber nickname if you're queer I don't make the rules

Technically true.

Me, every time AO3 is down:

Please I cannot keep going on like this. I need my daily fix of gay fanfiction. I hope they will be able to fix it soon. I cannot stand being alone with my own thoughts for so long 🤣

why have i been disgraced

This helps so much-

You know what I don’t get?  When fanfic authors apologize for long chapters.  It’s like?  You gave me bonus content, for free, and you’re sorry about it?  Bruh.  I have already named my firstborn after you.  Dude.