She Will Lick Blood Off Your Hands But Dw

She will lick blood off your hands but dw

I Need To Go Start A Bar Fight, Please Babysit Her For Me
I Need To Go Start A Bar Fight, Please Babysit Her For Me
I Need To Go Start A Bar Fight, Please Babysit Her For Me
I Need To Go Start A Bar Fight, Please Babysit Her For Me
I Need To Go Start A Bar Fight, Please Babysit Her For Me
I Need To Go Start A Bar Fight, Please Babysit Her For Me
I Need To Go Start A Bar Fight, Please Babysit Her For Me
I Need To Go Start A Bar Fight, Please Babysit Her For Me
I Need To Go Start A Bar Fight, Please Babysit Her For Me

I need to go start a bar fight, please babysit her for me

1. Please keep the physical violence to a minimum at the bar and if you must fight please do it around the poker table

2. She’s adorable and I will absolutely babysit

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I’m right behind all you three @fangirlanxiety74 @beentobeetle @terebi13 bc it goes out to all three of you too

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11 months ago

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Eyyy another Wilbur fan!

I don’t know why we exist but we do, and I’m glad to see another even exists ngl

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1 year ago
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here is the link

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