Sell Me Your Teeth In The Infinite Ikea And I'll Gift You 23% Off Of Your Next Spruttig!!! ;}

Some of you have been hiding all excess bones from the bone provider and it shows

Shame on you

They'll find them eventually

This is simply not true

I will NOT have a bone stealing gnome tell me what is and what is not the truth

I demand you return that femur at once!

Do not give your bones to country gnomes

They in fact do not belong to them, the hit post lied

This question is for anyone who had close encounters with their (or someone else's) bones

How exactly did they smell like?

I'm having trouble remembering smell of my own bones so I wanted to ask others to share their experiences

Bone provider is close

I can feel it in my bones

They are rattling , just as if they wanted to get out of their flesh prison as soon as possible

Bone provider isn't satisfied with the amount of bones they're getting back intact

Please consider returning your bones without any damage

Sometimes I just think about what would happen if one day bone provider, out of nowhere, decided to take all of our bones away

We would become nothing but fleshy meat blobs

Therefore, we should all appreciate that they're in our possession for now

All hail the bone provider for they provide us with all bone structures we need

And one day they shall reclaim them all

I'm back from the decade long search for lost teeth in the void

Had to beat up some teeth snachers

Now I have all their stolen goods

Who wants some teeth on the house?

Dear observers, I'm back

The Void has let me see another day

Time to get back to the regular business of colecting lost bones

Just had to fight a dozen suspicious ladies off of my blog

This has to be the latest ploy of the teeth snatchers to keep me distracted so they can steal all my extra teeth