Your Body Must Be Rested And Fed If You Wish To Be A Pervert.

I must know your most deranged opinion on cereal. For science

We never have milk in the house because we don't really use it for anything so it'd spoil before we're done with it, so I straight-up can't recall the last time I ate cereal. Maybe in 2023?

The ink bottle lying on your desk... begins to crawl away..???

theyre literally already married

People are like “these animals have exoskeletons and these ones have endoskeletons” but no. It’s all exoskeletons, your exoskeleton is protecting your bone marrow which is where your soul (which is you) is. The rest of the stuff is extraneous decoration that Big Pharma wants you to think is important/

doot doot

Now that’s two doots too many

happy Thursday the 20th

sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead

you can hit it raw, i’ve got an IED

@soldierofidiots You’re actually not a real person, just very convincing three raccoons in a trench coat

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