Ur In Her Dms Im Decomposing In Her Chest Freezer That Blew Its Fuse Three Weeks Ago N She Didnt Notice

ur in her dms im decomposing in her chest freezer that blew its fuse three weeks ago n she didnt notice

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7 months ago
This Is By Far The Most Aesthetic Picture I’ve Ever Taken. No It’s Not Edited In Any Way

This is by far the most aesthetic picture I’ve ever taken. No it’s not edited in any way


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Bless You For Your Business!
Bless You For Your Business!
Bless You For Your Business!
Bless You For Your Business!
Bless You For Your Business!

bless you for your business!

5 months ago

A character concept that I'm actually surprised I haven't seen more, now that I think about it:

A character with a tragic past who's beautiful in an unthreatening, pitiful sort of way, who goes "wait hold on, people think I'm cute?" and immediately goes drunk with power. Having a whole villain arc getting corrupted by the power of being just so tragic and pathetic that people can't be mad at them. Someone who's been accustomed to always being the one who's blamed and punished no matter whose fault the problem was suddenly discovering that actually they could get away with murder by being so big-eyed and sad.

And once they figure out that they can just Poor Little Meow Meow their way out of anything, they do. Going from being genuinely skittish and timid into pretending to do so merely as an act, manipulating the shit out of everyone and avoiding all suspicion because Look How Sad And Wet And Pathetic I Am, of course they couldn't do any harm to anyone ever.

And if one person finally does see right through that act and puts puzzle pieces together of how there's been just too many suspicious coincidences and accidents that only one person would actually benefit from, they confront the Tragic Little Act directly, one-to-one, to say "I'm fucking onto you and your shit"

And suddenly they completely snap out of their timid, pathetic presentation to give a big, wide, sickening smile like "no-one's ever going to believe you."

I Too Want To Give Maomao A Kiss On The Cheek
I Too Want To Give Maomao A Kiss On The Cheek
I Too Want To Give Maomao A Kiss On The Cheek
I Too Want To Give Maomao A Kiss On The Cheek
I Too Want To Give Maomao A Kiss On The Cheek
I Too Want To Give Maomao A Kiss On The Cheek
I Too Want To Give Maomao A Kiss On The Cheek
I Too Want To Give Maomao A Kiss On The Cheek
I Too Want To Give Maomao A Kiss On The Cheek
I Too Want To Give Maomao A Kiss On The Cheek

I too want to give Maomao a kiss on the cheek

EDIT: I made a follow up comic

3 months ago
I Drew This Last Year Right After Reading Time War. My Rendition Of Red. I Feel Like You Guys Could Appreciate

i drew this last year right after reading time war. my rendition of red. i feel like you guys could appreciate it. iirc originally my initial design was much more bird-like and uncanny but i settled on something way more human

5 months ago
Something Bit More Spicy Than Usual... 🫣💕

something bit more spicy than usual... 🫣💕

I've always been a little self conscious about posting more intimate stuff like that even tho I LOVE drawing it so much... this one turned out too good not to post (this is the best kiss I've drawn so far 😩) so let's say this is me ripping the band aid of shame, hope you're ready for more in the future!!!

[Oliver (he/him), Charlie (he/him)]

4 months ago
Gregg Rulz Ok

gregg rulz ok

Gregg Rulz Ok
4 months ago

Imagine not being awake to experience the wonders of the morning. Yes I tend to get eepy around 11 fight me. I’m comfy in my jammies and under the motherfucking sheets. Straight up snoozing. Do something about it

Being a night owl in a friend group of early sleepers (be it naturally or because of work schedules) really sucks, but it’s also fun in a way. It sucks because I‘m alone and don’t have anyone to yap to but it’s also fun because I can spam them with dumb thoughts, memes, art, and so on without them being able to complain about it >:3c


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