Boom Boom Boy

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

My friend is embarrassed and thinks she’s the only one and I said id prove her wrong.

Borf! Most deranged opinion on cereal? I need to know for scientific reasons

Hmmmmm... Cap'n crunch is better eaten with water and diabetic sugar. Don't ask, it's good. And corn flakes are better eaten with coffee that barely has any sugar (specifically that diabetic sugar, aka fake sugar) and with a good spoon or two of that great value coffee creamer. Childhood favorite <3

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-Viv

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

blorbo doesn't cut it that thing is my squeaky toy and i'm a dog with a strong kill instinct. shaking it shaking it shaking it shaking it

Girl stop reblogging so much I wanna look at your embarrassing older posts and it takes longer and longer to scroll there each time

“Why do you put stickers on everything lmao you’re tanking the resale value”

What I want to say: The idea that making something look like it’s distinctly “yours” is a bad idea is inherently capitalistic, because it expects some sort of profit in the end which said action would threaten. Instead of buying something for the sake of having it and enjoying it, and owning it to the point it becomes obvious it is, in fact, yours, you’re expected to sacrifice the immense joy of individualising every part of your life for the sake of a potential amount of money, which in the end you usually don’t even get, which is the most capitalistic thing about the whole idea. It also posits the assumption that you will dispose of the thing you own before it’s broken, a deep part of consumerism, and simply the fact that uniformity is the desired end goal makes this a staple idea of a capitalist society.

What I actually say: idk it’s pretty lol

What’s your most deranged opinion on cereal, this important scientific inquiry

Oh wow, I didn't expect that question 🤣 I actually can't even remember the last time I had cereal tbh. Is that considered deranged enough?

i forgot to upload these here OOPS thinking about my goat(every pronoun) lately and how they're just such a nuisance to ovidia 😌 goat doesnt hate ovidia by any means, theres a sense of respect in being two people who have killed to become god. but they just dont like that shes not tried to utilize her position as the one true god of her world to control everything by force, especially since it's so obvious too them how shes wasting time by manipulating others with false kindness "Give them reason to know your word is honest. If they truly believe in you then they will accept when you must be cruel. No one can uncover secrets that do not exist." ovidia doesnt like the goat but sometiiiimes... they're not spittin too much nonsense............ still hates how their bones are basically just suggestions

i know it's the smell of festering carrion that draws them and not death itself, but i think it'd be fun if crows (and other corvidae) could sense ghosts, even unseen. just imagine the surreal horror of watching a flock of dark wings circling a complete void of presence.