Cutest Couple.

Babs Webb

These are ridiculous and I love them. Absolutely perfect Dark Age raygun nonsense for the I Legion.

born to be Recreator, forced to be Reiver

Yekaterina Lisina 👀💦

I think I dreamt this interaction, and I thought it would make a cute comic

What advice would you give to female virgins? Loved how thoroughly you answered the male virgins ask.

it’s a lot of the same advice, but assuming you’re sleeping with men (i’ll do a separate sleeping with women one if you’d like!!!!) I’d also add to like, expect disappointment 😭 it’s completely different to touching yourself, and unless you’re lucky enough to be with someone who is very intuitive and genuinely interested in your pleasure then it’s gonna be a lot of giving directions to make sure you’re enjoying. and that’s fine! that’s good! your pleasure is just as important as theirs! but just be prepared for average pleasure until you fully understand what you want, and fully understanding your needs takes time. use your vibrator if you have to, without shame! move their hand to where it needs to be! put a cushion under your hips (in missionary) or their hips (in cowgirl) for better angles! doggy is very intense, not a good first time position! put your hands or feet on their stomach/chest so you can control how deep they go and push them back a bit if they’re doing too much.

foreplay is even MORE important for women, if your cooch isn’t ready for penetration, it is gonna hurt. there is no shame in using lube, it makes everything way more pleasurable. a lot of men think if you wanna use lube it means you’re not turned on enough or something, ignore them! lube up!! take as much time as you need. ease into it with fingers and tongues. it should not be painful, you should not bleed. stop and get more lube or stimulate yourself more if it hurts.

I personally would wait until I’m with someone I know I can actually trust. a lot of men will be excited by the fact that you’re a virgin and might not treat you how you deserve to be treated. having sex is incredibly intimate and vulnerable, a bad experience (not necessarily like aggressive or whatever just not satisfying lol) can be really annoying and make you feel like shit lol. most one night stands are absolutely not worth it.

i stand by the advice that meeting people online is horrible and it’s way better meet people in person in a bar or whatever and actually feel their vibes fr.

“Andy” and “forest witch”

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