The Defeat Of The Kell Of Scorn

Sea of thieves... again....

Why people...why .....I was selling my stuff, at least the courtesy of communication because that's just bullying...like seriously why attack one guy, I didn't even have the loot they were emissaries for

Like seriously what the actual hell is wrong with people

People say Rare has a problem with updates but I see a problem is toxic players who literally attack people for barely any reason...Like seriously, you could've gone on your merchant voyages while I sold the gold hoarder stuff that I had

Happy Dawning, also... Here

*another 3 boxes of cookies*

Not everyone could make it so they asked me to deliver some

How many boxes of Dawning cookies and gifts filled with loot do you think you can fit in one of these ask boxes?

I'm not asking for me.

I'm asking for a friend.

No really.

This time I'm being serious.

The Marshal

Outfit pieces

Cutter hat

Buckskin king vest

Everyday shirt (white)

Fine leather suspenders (brown)

Everyday pants (Black)

Multi tone half chaps (brown black)

Preacher's pride boots (tan)

Kneller rider spurs (brown)

Horseman gun belt

Horseman holster

Off hand holster (basic)

John's Satchel

Reblog if you love your Ghost and will always cherish him

The Master Explorer

Outfit pieces

Moonshine hat

Classic vest (green)

Stand-collar overshirt (white)

Work pants (brown)

Leather suspenders (green)

English preacher's boots (Black)

Dress tie (Red)

Explorer Equipment

Kit satchel

Raven claw talisman

Are you okay buddy?

FRIENDLY SPARING?

Shaxx: *knocks out MJ-2's handcannon out of his hand* so what will you do now?

MJ-2: *pulls out another one*

Shaxx: of course *manages to disarm him again* Now lets-

MJ-2: *another one*

Shaxx:..a third? *Disarms him....again* finally now-.........you kidding?

MJ-2: *hand Cannon number 4*

*This repeats 7 more times*

Shaxx: HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE?!?

MJ-2: like...14?

Shaxx: WHY DO YOU HAVE 14 ON YOU?!?

MJ-2: ...for something like this

Shaxx:...*punched so hard it decapitated MJ-2*

Queens:...he has a point-

Shaxx: I will end you

Santa Cayde drops by and hands you a shiny new hand cannon (it's even a god roll)

Happy Dawning!

Thank you! and happy Dawning!

MJ-2: has anyone seen my gunpowder gamble explosives?....I think I dropped them...and I know they're live...but aren't currently on a fuse so um.... please because not to hit them with anything-

I leave my Hunters alone for a few hours and now there are knives in the ceiling, Cayde is trying to make a literal head cannon and I'm betting that it'll explode on him.

I love you guys, I really do, but holy shit you guys are going to give me a HEART ATTACK!!!!!!

@baede-6 @caydesaceinthehole please, for the love of God, go take some time and EAT or something. Just..... give me a min to make a cover story for the chaos 😅

Who said everything was so serious?

Cayde: hey Kid you got my?-

MJ-2: yeah, yeah I got your 6

Cayde: well thanks

Turns to look at him

Cayde: I appreciate it-

MJ-2 holds a sticker of a number 6 in his hands

Cayde: you serious?

MJ-2: Well you are Cayde-6

Cayde:..okay you got me good this time, now let's do this before Zavala starts asking questions

TLDR:

Puns and practical jokes