I Repeatedly Find Myself Looking For Books That Will Genuinely Disgust Me And I Have Found One. This

Soldier: *laughing at something on their phone*

Gaz: What's so funny?

Soldier: Sergeant! UH-

Gaz: ... what is it? Show me

Soldier: *reluctantly shows him their phone*

Gaz: *chokes*

Gaz: Oh my- Airdrop that to me I need to send that to Soap

(Later)

Soap: WHAT THE FUCK!??!

Soap, holds up a badge that says "service dog at work: don’t pet me": Who the FUCK put this on me!?

Ghost: I-

Price: I did

Soap: WHAT!?!

Ghost: Oh-

Price: You get distracted easily. Don't get mad. And guess what? It worked because you were productive all day

Soap: *red faced as he makes angry noises*

Ghost: *laughing*

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The first time Graves used “all y’all” in front of the Brits, they had to physically restrain themselves from shaking him like a ragdoll.

...

“Now, all y’all just calm down a minute--”

A beat of silence.

Price blinked. Soap tilted his head like a confused retriever. Gaz mouthed ‘all y’all?’ like it was a slur.

“Beg your fuckin’ pardon?” Soap asked.

...

Graves, undeterred:

“Y’all’d’ve done better if you’d waited for backup.”

Gaz made a noise like a computer shutting down.

“I’m sorry... y’all would’ve what?”

Graves: “Would’ve done better.”

Price, flat: “That’s not what you said.”

“I was fixin’ to explain!”

“Fixing what now?”

...

While reviewing blueprints:

“Might coulda added another entry point here.”

Soap stood up. “This is an act o' terrorism."

Carrie is a great reminder of how it is morally correct for fat teenage girls to get to kill whoever they want

I fucking love repetitive lines that change meaning over a piece of writing yes slay

Can you tell why this is his fav shirt 🤠

they don't need me in the way that i need them, and i think that's the most painful thing i've ever experienced.

it may take me a month to put out a chapter but at least im not using ai to write it.

it may take me a month to put out a chapter but at least im not using ai to write it.

it may take me a month to put out a chapter but at least im not using ai to write it.

it may take me a month to put out a chapter but at least im not using ai to write it.

it may take me a month to put out a chapter but at least im not using ai to write it.