Ryan Bergara Is Actually One Of The Only Men That A "hear Me Out" Has Worked On My Friends.

hey clarice moots would you be keen on a swap au? i had this vision after watching fionna and cake episode 6 where in an alternate universe CLARICE was a cannibal and hannibal was just a sopping wet dog

put that grown ass man down 😭

thoughts plaguing my brain before i go to sleep(watcher edition):

-i would actually bawl if ryan ever became a girl dad

-vampire ryan or werewolf ryan???

-im being influenced by two miliennial men every day. like i go about my day like "what would they do?" embarassing, what if theres mindreaders.

-who is shanes fav ofmd and wwdits character?

-how on earth are their schedules so compacted and fun?

-do they give me comphet or gender envy?

-does shane know of dhmis? what would/does he think of it?

-is shane really "just like me" or am i copying him?

-how am i gonna finish reading the bfu book?they make me giggle i cant do it

-WHAT WAS THAT PIC IN THE SMILE DOG AYS EPISODE???

clarice starling, a lesbian, trying to solve a case with a big magnifying glass: hm. how yurious.

ive been non stop doodling clarice help me

twin peaks needs a bigger fujoshi fanbase

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heres MY take on the dhmis guys as humans. yk what slightly projecting onto yellow guy and red guy by making yellow guy mexican and red guy indigenous.

that crazed look in her eyes and murderous history have captivated me

ITS SADIE 🩷🩷🩷🩷 YAYYYY I LOVE HER

tumblrs top 5 poor little meow meows sucked heres MY top 5

5. clay puppington (in a hateful way i dont even need to explain)

4. rusty venture (also in a hateful way he is the definition of a poor little meow meow. he even says meow what a loser)

3. nandor the relentless (my babygirl that fought in the ottoman empire my little scrunkle pop <3)

2. henchman 21 (the better poor little meow meow from v bros i love him so much)

1. obviously its phcu (puppet history cinematic universe) ryan bergara

reblog if your babygirl is a 31 year old man, first name ryan, middle name steven, and last name bergara. BUT then this is my next question: are you to a believer or non believer? trying to see something.