WE GOT A HUNTER & OMEGA HUG!!!!

I love this

I so I took a nap today and for some reason I had a dream about that Meme/challenge that went around last thanksgiving of sending a pic of a turkey in the microwave to your parent to get their reaction but it was Sokka in a group chat with his dad, sister and Bato. The conversation went something like this:

Sokka: *sends pic of turkey wrapped in tinfoil in microwave* having a get together, how long do I need to cook this in the microwave?

Hakoda: 75

Sokka: 75 what

Bato: take it out of the tinfoil kid, you'll blowup your microwave

Hakoda: is it frozen?

Sokka: tinfoil removed and no

Hakoda: minutes

Sokka: will do

Sokka: wait all at once or a few minutes at a time?

Hakoda: all at once

Bato: a few minutes at a time

Bato: Koda, no

Hakoda: yes

Katara: what is wrong with you people? You can't microwave a turkey.

Sokka: *sends image of turkey spinning in microwave with timer set to 75 minutes* too late

Bato: this won't end well

Katara: Do I need to come home?

Hakoda: out of curiosity is that our microwave or someone else's?

Sokka: Zuko's

Hakoda: carry on

Dumbledore’s bet

Maybe it’s just me but no one else can tell me that at some point a student didn’t bet on Dumbledore’s gayness. Think about it. All through out the years that Dumbledore was a professor, a student probably started a bet on when Dumbledore realized he was gay or not. After reading skeeters book about Dumbledore, some people who placed a bet must have been thinking... “who won?”

The Red Thread Masterlist

🔥  = NSFW 🐧  = contains metaphorical penguin shenanigans 🌧️ = contains heavy angst

The Red Thread  🔥  

Ship: Matt Murdock x F!Reader

Summary: It’s said that every soul is connected to another by a red thread, and that these two souls are destined to meet. The thread, though it may  tangle or stretch, will never break. That’s not your experience, lucky  or unlucky enough as you are to see the strings that bind people  together. A red thread is developed and grown, not born, and you’ve  worked hard to weed out any semblance of crimson that might cling to  you. You pay your bills, you keep your head down, and you find whatever  lost people or items you’re hired to sniff out.

Then the Devil of Hell’s Kitchen tags along on a job, and your plan falls apart.

Now the longest Daredevil x Reader fic on AO3, so remember to drink some water before starting! Updates every Tuesday.

Rating: Mostly M, occasional E. Chapters that are E will be marked at the beginning of the chapter. NSFW.

Current tags and warnings: friends-to-lovers, eventual smut, slow burn,  canon-typical violence, blood, kidnapping and rescue, guns, angst, hurt/comfort, no use of ‘y/n’. More tags are listed on the fic itself!

For your added enjoyment: listen to the official accompanying playlist on Spotify!  

Chapter 1  |  Chapter 2  |  Chapter 3  |  Chapter 4  |  Chapter 5  |  Chapter 6  |  Chapter 7  |  Chapter 8  |  Chapter 9  |  Chapter 10  |  Chapter 11  |  Chapter 12  |  Chapter 13  |  Chapter 14  |  Chapter 15  |  Chapter 16  |  Chapter 17  |  Chapter 18  |  Chapter 19  |  Chapter 20  |  Chapter 21  |  Chapter 22  |  Chapter 23  |  Chapter 24  |  Chapter 25  |  Chapter 26  |  Chapter 27  |  Chapter 28  |  Chapter 29  |  Chapter 30  |  Chapter 31  |  Chapter 32  |  Chapter 33  |  Chapter 34  |  Chapter 35  |  Chapter 36  |  Chapter 37  |  Chapter 38  |  Chapter 39  |  Chapter 40  |  Chapter 41  |  Chapter 42  |  Chapter 43  |  Chapter 44  |  Chapter 45  |  Chapter 46  |  Chapter 47  |  Chapter 48  |  Chapter 49  |  Chapter 50  |  Chapter 51  |  Chapter 52  |  Chapter 53  |  Chapter 54  |  Chapter 55  |  Chapter 56  |  Chapter 57  |  Chapter 58  |  Chapter 59  |  Chapter 60  |  Chapter 61  |  Chapter 62  |  Chapter 63

Extras/Supplementary Goodies

Requested Matt POVs of major events:

✦The goodbye letter from Chapter 9. ✦Matt’s POV of that scene from Chapter 28. (NSFW🔥) ✦Matt’s POV/feelings on you wearing his mask in Chapter 32. (NSFW 🔥 ) ✦Letters from the Road (letters sent to Matt, post-chapter 34): Letter 1 | Letter 2 | Letter 3 (Also collected here) ✦Matt dreaming of you while you’re away during the Away Chapters. ✦Matt’s POV of the 10 day period in Chapter 41. 🌧️ ✦ Matt’s POV of the mind-whammy and grinding in Chapter 47  🔥  

What-Ifs:

Based on an ask: what would happen if Reader lost her memory just before coming back from her three months away? 🌧️

Fan Creations Because Ya’ll Are Amazing:

✦  Art by @electricmongrel​ of Beagle!Reader and Doberman!Ciro! ✦  Art by @nerualian​ of Matt, including one of him with a red thread! ✦  Art by @acrabbybish​ of Matt in an adorable penguin onesie! ✦  A series of wonderful pieces by @phantomkindalikejaiden​ of Matt and Red Thread’s Reader: Art 1 | Art 2 | Art 3 | Art 4 | Art 5 | Art 6 | Art 7 | Art 8 | Art 9 | Art 10 | Art 11 | Art 12 ✦  Art by ViviEkhart on Insta of Matt and Reader holding hands! ✦  An awesome playlist by @moonyinthestars​ on spotify! ✦ Badass art by @melodicmel​ of Matt with a red thread! ✦ Art by @vx-vexedvixen​, who made this awesome collage!

Someone please write something

There is a significant lack of atla hakoda x reader fics. Someone fix this

from a galaxy far, far away (series)

summary: being an avenger has always come with surprises. after being tasked to explore different reality bending experiments with some of your fellow teammates, three mysterious beings appear outside of the avengers compound late one night. they're taken into custody and you're assigned to watch over the three while the team decides the next steps to take. you discover they are from another galaxy all together, a galaxy torn by war. they introduce themselves as obi wan kenobi, anakin skywalker, and ahsoka tano. whoever these three are, you're beginning to think they're here for a reason. a reason that may not be the answer everyone needs.

pairing: obi wan kenobi x avengers!reader, a multitude of platonic relationships i cannot fit into one post

PART I. PART II.

a/n: y'all i am so very excited to write this. i haven't written anything in a couple of years, but with my blooming star wars obsession, my writer's block is slowly (but surely) wearing off. i can guarantee this won't be perfect (and will probably have some plot holes lol) but i love both of these universes and want to combine them to the best of my ability. this will be a very slow burn but hopefully it'll be worth it. keep an eye out for the first part 🥰

OF LIGHT & DARK - Masterlist

Obi-Wan Kenobi x Reader

Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker encounter a Sith on the planet of Kamino.

She goes by the name Darth Kyjah.

Little do they know what the future holds for the three of them.

Also on AO3.

Chapter I: Darth Kyjah

Chapter II: The Jedi Council

Chapter III: The Chosen One

Chapter IV: General Grievous 

Chapter V: Meditation

Chapter VI: Revelations pt. 1

Chapter VII: Revelations pt. 2

Chapter VIII: Memories

Chapter IX: Answers

Chapter X: Apprentice

Chapter XI: Confessions & Explanations

Chapter XII: Darth Sidious

Chapter XIII: The Meeting*

Chapter XIV: Ultimatum

Chapter XV: Darth Maul

Chapter XVI: Attachment

Chapter XVII: Choices

Chapter XVII: Devotion*

Chapter XIX: The Final Battle

Chapter XX: Epilogue

Taglist: @lysawayne @pinkiemme @simpywankenobi

Haha or play Minecraft

back again with the memes

kevin feige: chris you can’t keep pitching these scripts to the writers 

chris evans: why bro 

kevin feige: on the last one you wrote “tony takes off his mask to share a heated kiss with steve on donald trump’s grave. everybody cheers. facism is over.” 

Someone made a mash-up of the volleyball scene from Top Gun and the beach scene from Top Gun: Maverick and there’s a moment where it almost looks like Goose is looking back at Rooster and I just…

Stucky in a nutshell