Grab Myself A Pilot

This moment sucks

Fanfic: has nice tags, good summary

Me: looks promising

Me: *starts reading* ooh this seems good

Me: *continues reading* ...wait

Me: ...

Me: i've read this

Shiz. Someone pack the marshmallows and peanut butter.

It’s March 24th you know what that means

It’s difficult

THE PITT X AVENGERS crossover

masterlist (and writing guideline) — #avenger!reader x the pitt

For my last trick (coming soon)

Jack Abbot x former avenger!reader

Summary: The new attending on the night shift is a complete mistery. She carries herself as if she's seen something worse than hell but smiles as if she has no worries. There's at least 7 bets running about her, and Jack can't stop wondering if she has skeletons in her closet too... And then, her past comes crashing down on the ER like a ticking bomb.

Hero 4 Hire (coming soon)

Michael 'Robby' Robinavitch x former avenger!reader

Summary: There's a new regular in The Pitt, a woman prone to stumbles and misfortunes. She always comes when her wounds need stitching and wearing fading bruses, to the point Robby's getting worried. Until her face is all over the news: former avenger tears down crimelord and political connections.

No one dies from love (coming soon)

Jack Abbot x avenger!reader x Michael 'Robby' Robinavitch

Summary: People called them the three musketeers of the Pitt, they were inseparable and had an absurd amount of bets on them. So it took everyone by surprise when she accepted a fellowship at Stark Industries and never looked back. Years later, she's right where it all started, forced to face unresolved business and not planning to stay.

Seven minutes in heaven (coming soon)

Jack Abbot x avenger!reader

Summary: It was supposed to be a simple charity event to get donations for the ER, so how he ended trapped in a room with a deadly beautiful woman flirting with him as if she hadn't been stabbed?

Sugar and honey (coming soon)

Samira Mohan x avenger!reader

Summary: A hero level treat brings even more chaos to the emergency room of the Pitt, something they have only seen on the news and never thought it could happen with them. And in the middle of the calamity stands an avenger in all her glory, helping to keep the ER safe and stealing Samira Mohan's heart during the process.

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There's no taglist, but you can follow the tags #starkenobi writing and #avenger!reader x the pitt.

Cathartic

Gender Neutral Reader x Bucky Barnes

Timeline: None / A little AU if you squint

Rating: SFW

Prompt: Bucky knows that, sometimes, you need a really good cry.

A/N: NI need this so bad right now. I want this man to be the last straw and then to piece me back together again.

There was something cathartic about crying.

Not quiet tears that were quickly wiped away, but loud, uncontrollable sobbing. Hitting the walls, falling onto the ground and screaming until your lungs hurt and there was nothing left but dry sobs. It left you utterly exhausted afterwards but pleasantly numb. Bucky had done it himself on occasion, out of anger, frustration, sadness and just about every emotion there was.

So when he heard the telltale gasp of someone holding in a sob, he didn’t hesitate to drop his bag by the sofa and knock on the bathroom door. He had been out all day, errands to run and groceries to do. Someone, without super serum in their body, wouldn’t have heard the sniffle from across the hall and behind a locked door. He had thought and leaned against the frame, “Honey?” Waiting a moment, he knocked again, his heart squeezing at the muffled ‘go away’. “Bad day?”

Bucky understood how a mood could drop suddenly. He had been known to do the same but he never quite got why Y/N would feel so guilty for their 'Bad Days’. They told him that they had nothing to be sad about, that they 'just were’, and it was frustrating to not know why they were so broken.

Y/N wasn’t broken.

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The Red Thread Masterlist

🔥  = NSFW 🐧  = contains metaphorical penguin shenanigans 🌧️ = contains heavy angst

The Red Thread  🔥  

Ship: Matt Murdock x F!Reader

Summary: It’s said that every soul is connected to another by a red thread, and that these two souls are destined to meet. The thread, though it may  tangle or stretch, will never break. That’s not your experience, lucky  or unlucky enough as you are to see the strings that bind people  together. A red thread is developed and grown, not born, and you’ve  worked hard to weed out any semblance of crimson that might cling to  you. You pay your bills, you keep your head down, and you find whatever  lost people or items you’re hired to sniff out.

Then the Devil of Hell’s Kitchen tags along on a job, and your plan falls apart.

Now the longest Daredevil x Reader fic on AO3, so remember to drink some water before starting! Updates every Tuesday.

Rating: Mostly M, occasional E. Chapters that are E will be marked at the beginning of the chapter. NSFW.

Current tags and warnings: friends-to-lovers, eventual smut, slow burn,  canon-typical violence, blood, kidnapping and rescue, guns, angst, hurt/comfort, no use of ‘y/n’. More tags are listed on the fic itself!

For your added enjoyment: listen to the official accompanying playlist on Spotify!  

Chapter 1  |  Chapter 2  |  Chapter 3  |  Chapter 4  |  Chapter 5  |  Chapter 6  |  Chapter 7  |  Chapter 8  |  Chapter 9  |  Chapter 10  |  Chapter 11  |  Chapter 12  |  Chapter 13  |  Chapter 14  |  Chapter 15  |  Chapter 16  |  Chapter 17  |  Chapter 18  |  Chapter 19  |  Chapter 20  |  Chapter 21  |  Chapter 22  |  Chapter 23  |  Chapter 24  |  Chapter 25  |  Chapter 26  |  Chapter 27  |  Chapter 28  |  Chapter 29  |  Chapter 30  |  Chapter 31  |  Chapter 32  |  Chapter 33  |  Chapter 34  |  Chapter 35  |  Chapter 36  |  Chapter 37  |  Chapter 38  |  Chapter 39  |  Chapter 40  |  Chapter 41  |  Chapter 42  |  Chapter 43  |  Chapter 44  |  Chapter 45  |  Chapter 46  |  Chapter 47  |  Chapter 48  |  Chapter 49  |  Chapter 50  |  Chapter 51  |  Chapter 52  |  Chapter 53  |  Chapter 54  |  Chapter 55  |  Chapter 56  |  Chapter 57  |  Chapter 58  |  Chapter 59  |  Chapter 60  |  Chapter 61  |  Chapter 62  |  Chapter 63

Extras/Supplementary Goodies

Requested Matt POVs of major events:

✦The goodbye letter from Chapter 9. ✦Matt’s POV of that scene from Chapter 28. (NSFW🔥) ✦Matt’s POV/feelings on you wearing his mask in Chapter 32. (NSFW 🔥 ) ✦Letters from the Road (letters sent to Matt, post-chapter 34): Letter 1 | Letter 2 | Letter 3 (Also collected here) ✦Matt dreaming of you while you’re away during the Away Chapters. ✦Matt’s POV of the 10 day period in Chapter 41. 🌧️ ✦ Matt’s POV of the mind-whammy and grinding in Chapter 47  🔥  

What-Ifs:

Based on an ask: what would happen if Reader lost her memory just before coming back from her three months away? 🌧️

Fan Creations Because Ya’ll Are Amazing:

✦  Art by @electricmongrel​ of Beagle!Reader and Doberman!Ciro! ✦  Art by @nerualian​ of Matt, including one of him with a red thread! ✦  Art by @acrabbybish​ of Matt in an adorable penguin onesie! ✦  A series of wonderful pieces by @phantomkindalikejaiden​ of Matt and Red Thread’s Reader: Art 1 | Art 2 | Art 3 | Art 4 | Art 5 | Art 6 | Art 7 | Art 8 | Art 9 | Art 10 | Art 11 | Art 12 ✦  Art by ViviEkhart on Insta of Matt and Reader holding hands! ✦  An awesome playlist by @moonyinthestars​ on spotify! ✦ Badass art by @melodicmel​ of Matt with a red thread! ✦ Art by @vx-vexedvixen​, who made this awesome collage!

“Above all, don't lie to yourself. The man who lies to himself and listens to his own lie comes to a point that he cannot distinguish the truth within him, or around him, and so loses all respect for himself and for others. And having no respect he ceases to love.”

— Fyodor Dostoevsky, from “The Brothers Karamazov”, originally published c. 1879–1880.

Tina: So what are you doing for Valentines Day?

Graves: Oh, the usual. Seraphina and I go to the drugstore and buy up all the Valentine’s Day cards, and then we watch the forgetful husbands panic.

Splatasha Jumpanoff

I love this

I so I took a nap today and for some reason I had a dream about that Meme/challenge that went around last thanksgiving of sending a pic of a turkey in the microwave to your parent to get their reaction but it was Sokka in a group chat with his dad, sister and Bato. The conversation went something like this:

Sokka: *sends pic of turkey wrapped in tinfoil in microwave* having a get together, how long do I need to cook this in the microwave?

Hakoda: 75

Sokka: 75 what

Bato: take it out of the tinfoil kid, you'll blowup your microwave

Hakoda: is it frozen?

Sokka: tinfoil removed and no

Hakoda: minutes

Sokka: will do

Sokka: wait all at once or a few minutes at a time?

Hakoda: all at once

Bato: a few minutes at a time

Bato: Koda, no

Hakoda: yes

Katara: what is wrong with you people? You can't microwave a turkey.

Sokka: *sends image of turkey spinning in microwave with timer set to 75 minutes* too late

Bato: this won't end well

Katara: Do I need to come home?

Hakoda: out of curiosity is that our microwave or someone else's?

Sokka: Zuko's

Hakoda: carry on