Why No One Write A Slow Burn Beautiful Fanfic About Dumbledore And Newt Obliviously Falling For Each

The Bad Batch Modern AU Headcanon- Crosshair is a cat person:

( Really the cat is a Crosshair person)

_____________________________________________

- He never intended to get a pet, to him it was just an extra expense and time commitment

- But the damn cat kept following him home everyday

- It would stare at him with head tilted as he'd close the townhouse's door

- The first few times he'd stop and stare at it, hoping it would slink off from the attention

- After a couple days it just became routine, the cat would meet him a block before the house and pad alongside him to the door until he went inside.

- One day he hesitated a little too long in going through the door, the cat took this as an invitation to come inside

- He'd stand there with the door open waiting for the cat to leave until the boys came home

- "AWW CAN WE KEEP IT??" Wrecker rumbled, scaring the poor thing into darting under the sofa.

- After much debating, Hunter and Echo decided it could stay, as long as they took it to the vet soon.

- Crosshair rolled his eyes and huffed, but grabbed his wallet and keys to go get cat food

- He just didn't want the cat making noise all night because it was hungry

- He came home a little while later with cat food, litter box + litter, a bowl, and a toy in his pocket (not that he told the others)

- That night while he layed in bed, he set a vet appointment up on his phone- wanted to make sure the mangy thing didn't have fleas or something

- The next afternoon Crosshair and Tech took the cat to the vet.

- Tech just wanted to see what a vet's office was like .

- At the vet they found out the cat was a she and wasn't chipped for someone else.

- The vet asked Crosshair what her name was as he was the one who was holding her.

- "I don't know, it's just a stray" he grumbled.

- The vet chuckled, "Well she needs a name."

- Tech would look at Crosshair and he'd return with an icy side glare, daring Tech to say something idiotic .

- "How about we ask Wrecker?" Tech suggested.

- Crosshair snorted in disgust, "God only if you want her named something like ""Sunshine""."

- Tech would then suggest some very long historical name which would ultimately end in Crosshair snapping and naming the cat himself.

- Once they got home, Crosshair would set her down and beeline for his room, only to hear her padding alongside of him.

- As he entered the room he started to close the door, but the cat meowed quietly behind him.

- "No" he practically whispered, so as Wrecker couldn't hear. And then he closed the door.

- The next morning as soon as he opened her door, there she was, slinking down the hallway beside him.

- He tried to eat breakfast in peace, but she kept staring at him, so he stared back.

-It wasn't until Hunter cleared his throat that he realized the other four were watching the staring match with raised eyebrows.

- He'd snarl something sarcastic at the boys before throwing his plate in the sink and heading out for the day.

- When he got home, he realized his bedroom door was wide open, and the cat wasn't in the main living area.

- She was snuggled on top of his pillow on his bed, lazily basking in the afternoon sun.

- "Seriously?" He moved her and the pillow towards the other side of the bed. Angrily grabbing another pillow he'd lay down on his side and eventually fall asleep.

- He'd wake up a few hours later, curled on his side. The cat was now curled up behind his knees.

- She softly stared at him, blinking slowly once.

- Over the next few weeks, she began sleeping in his bed more, even at night.

- When Echo asked about it, Crosshair chalked it up to him being the only one who feeds her.

- One day while Crosshair was working at his desk, she'd hop up next to his computer, swishing her tail over the pile of papers

- He finally took the toy out of the drawer he hid it in and threw it across the room, chuckling as she leapt after it

- He turned back to his computer thinking he could focus, only for her to jump back up to her spot, dropping the toy at his hand.

- "Isn't fetch for dogs?" He said, tossing the toy again.

- Over an hour went by before he realized no work had gotten done.

- One Sunday afternoon Hunter walked into the living room to join Crosshair watching TV.

- Crosshair looked half asleep, feet propped up on the coffee table, head slung back across the edge of the couch

- It wasn't until Hunter got closer that he noticed Cross's hand moving slowly, stroking between the cat's ears.

- She was curled up fast asleep in Cross's lap, and by the looks of it, had been for a while.

- With a raised eyebrow, Hunter took a deep inhale to say something. But before he could, without even looking up, Cross silently flicked him off.

- Hunter walked away chuckling to himself to go tell Echo.

- It wasn't even a few days later, while Crosshair was meal prepping, that she jumped up in the counter next to him.

- "Down," he hissed at her. Echo would flip his shit if he came in and she was on the counter

- He kept cooking but out of the corner he saw her sit back into her haunches, wiggling her tail. Was she about to...?

- He started to raise a hand to shield his face, but he was too slow

- He only opened his squeezed shut eyes when he realized there was no pain, just soft paws on his one shoulder, and tail slung across the other.

- There she was, perched on his shoulder, staring down at him. She blinked slowly, again.

- He stared back at her for the better part of a minute, partially confused, partially annoyed she made him flinch.

- She eventually broke the staring match off, flopping her head on top of his. A silent purr vibrating across his skull.

- Smelling his food starting to burn, Cross shrugged her into a more comfortable position, before returning his attention to the stove to salvage his meal.

- "Who's burnin' the food?" Wrecker rumbled , coming around the corner

- "It's not for you." Crosshair retorted, but Wrecker was no longer listening.

- The giant was frozen in the doorway, an excited look on his face. A barely audible squeak of excitement coming through.

- He'd been working really hard on not scaring off the cat: being quiet and still in her presence.

- Just like Hunter, Wrecker took a sharp inhale to comment, but before he could speak, "Can it Wrecker."

- Wrecker nodded quietly, not taking his eyes off the cat as he tip toed backwards around the corner he came.

- After several months like this, Crosshair began to actually look forward to waking up in the morning and coming home in the evenings

- One morning over the holidays, the boys were gathered in the kitchen, chatting over coffee.

- All eyes were on Crosshair as he walked in, faithful feline friend in tow.

- As he made his coffee, she wove her way in between his feet, rubbing her head against his legs.

- "I don't think I've ever seen you more affectionate than you are with that cat," Hunter mused.

- The other three chuckled or nodded in agreement.

- Crosshair calmly sipped his coffee, giving time for his snarky response to percolate.

- Finally, setting down his cup. "She's better company than the rest of you," he retorted cooly.

- Again the other three each chuckled or snorted in response, while Hunter almost spit coffee back into his cup.

- After breakfast, the others split off to their own devices, leaving Crosshair and the cat in the kitchen.

- She immediately leapt onto the counter he was at.

- As he put his coffee down, he leaned over her, attempting a rematch of their last staring contest.

- However, this time she blinked slowly as she leaned her head up against his, nuzzling into his cheek.

- The old Crosshair would've pulled away, but now...he sighed and the corner of his mouth started to lift. He even nudged her back with his nose.

----------------------------------------------------------

BONUS: Crosshair x Reader(and the cat)

- For the first few months of knowing Crosshair you didn't even know he had a pet

- He never mentioned anything even remotely hinting to it

- It wasn't until he invited you over to watch a movie that Echo passed by the two of you and asked where the cat was.

- You didn't meet her that now. Crosshair gave some excuse about not wanting to wake her up and go get her, but really he wasn't ready.

-What if his cat didn't like you? What if the cat liked you more than she liked him?

- It wasn't for another few weeks that he let you into his room and meet his cat.

- He wasn't sure what he expected, but he should've guessed that she would just stare at you. After all, that's what she did to him before walking through his door.

- As your relationship grew, Crosshair was aware he wasn't very good at comforting you, especially over text.

- He eventually just started sending pictures of the cat, or on rare occasion, a selfie with the cat, if you seemed less animated than usual.

- He figured that was better than any words he could come up with anyways.

Shiz. Someone pack the marshmallows and peanut butter.

It’s March 24th you know what that means

Let's turn and burn

Prequel to Head in the clouds.

What do you guys think?

♡♡♡

Nick Bradshaw has been your friend for years. When he gets into the academy, it just makes sense to go and visit him. That visit changes your life forever. From that very first meeting with Tom Kazansky, your life becomes and unforgettable adventure.

However, you didn't realise just how hard it would be, and make a decision that changes everything. It's a decision that really makes Iceman live up to his name.

what Ilvermorny houses do you think the Hogwarts fantastic beast gang would be in? and what Hogwarts houses would the Ilvermorny fantastic beast gang be in?

Albus - Thunderbird

Gellert - Horned Serpent

Theseus - Pukwudgie/Wampus

Newt - Thunderbird

Leta - Pukwudgie

Percival - Slytherin/Gryffindor

Seraphina - Slytherin

Abernathy - Slytherin

Queenie - Hufflepuff/Ravenclaw

Tina - Gryffindor

Jacob - Hufflepuff/Pukwudgie

Nagini - Ravenclaw/Thunderbird

Credence - Slytherin/Horned Serpent

Vinda - Ravenclaw (or Slytherin)/Horned Serpent

Haha or play Minecraft

back again with the memes

my current mood: Star Wars smut

*curtesys*

*bows*

If Dostoyevsky did not intend to make Mitya a babygirl, then why Books VIII and IX

(This is Twitter's fault.)

I'm getting biphobic vibes from the sylkie thing.

like I get you didn't want it to happen. I didn't either but the way people are wording their disgust of this ship feels wrong. They always say something like " We had an LGBTQ character and they decided to fall in love with themselves?" Like why did you need to mention that he was LGBTQ? Did you not like the fact that he ended up with a woman or himself? Or both. I do think we need to have a bi character who is not in a hetero relationship. I don't know people just need to think about what they're saying about the bisexual/pansexual community.

Also I genuinely think sylvie only kissed him because she needed to betray him. I don't think she loves him

EDIT: I have 1 more man to include. The water tribe dilf himself

Hakoda

I will always simp for this man

But if these men came up to me. I would simp for them as well

Cause damn. Why can’t they be in real life?

And I just realized something. They are all firebenders. They got the good genes.