Macknashell - Alice Is NOT In Wonderland

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

FIND YOU A WOMAN WHO CAN DO IT ALL

idk if I’ve posted about this before but by far the strangest things that’s happened to me in retail was the time someone’s total came out to my birth-year and I said “hey! that’s the year I was born!” and then the next customer’s total came out to like $12.57 and just bc I’m a weirdo I said “hey! that’s the year I was born!” and without missing a fucking beat this like, 70+ year old man said

“Ah! Another like me! We’re few and far between these days, aren’t we?”

And I was like oh man this guy’s sense of humor really aligns with mine! And I laughed and made some other joke about being immortal and thought that was the end of it,

but this man.

He stood by the register for five more minutes. Maybe more. Which let me tell you is an EXCRUTIATING amount of time for something like this to happen.

And he just kept upping the ante!! He starting talking about some REALLY specific details regarding day-to-day life in the 1300s to the point I started getting worried that I’d misled a genuinely immortal being to believe I am also immortal.

He eventually politely left when I got too busy with other customers to awkwardly respond.

Who the fuck was that guy.

I am pleasantly surprised to find out that dads wearing sandals with socks is a universal thing

"And have you forgotten Nail- how old is he-"

"I SAID SHUT UP."

i am enamored. everyday. by this man.

i haven't been on ao3 in months what the fuck happened

spotted at my local Barnes and Noble today

i was trying to make a meme but i fucked up the audio layering and