#OH MY GOD #this Is So Good #im In Love

#IM SO EXCITED HELP

NEW REVIEW and here I’m very quickly dumping the vibes (there’s not real NEW info) because they have me squirming and kicking my feet:

Again a focus that the stories are ‘standalones’

THIS catches my eye immediately because I’ve had a hunch they can’t tell us about certain guest stars since we learned GSC is appearing in Ep 2 and no one has said anything… so that means (and this heavily implies) there are other guests stars they aren’t letting Critics spoil—Ryan Reynolds

THEYRE NOT SHITTING ON DEE MUCH THIS SEASON. I REPEAT. THE JOKE IS NOT ON DEE!

This is sooooo wow ok!!

This is delicious. They’re pushing the blame around, making everyone a well-rounded dumbass this is my song. AND

Dennis is really trying guys he’s TRYING. And Critics haven’t seen DTAMHD and we know his outbursts are back in Bowling.. my oh my. oh. here we GO.

7 hours until it all begins.

(I’m sorry i’m at work Tumblr mobile sucks I can’t link or paste the review at all for some reason but it’s from Joblo.com)

#macdennis #AMAZING ART OMG

in a tender macdennis mood recently and esp yesterday prob bc i was high lmao

world’s scariest guard-dog

#soooo cute #im gonna pass out #macdennis

i love nothing better than turning off my brain and scrawling gay little drawings of these two dickweeds

Macdennis is Schrödinger's canon. It is both canon and not canon depending on how this all ends and since we are not at the end, it is both.

If it ended with 5, they banged as Hugh Honey and Vic Vinegar, definitely absolutely. But then we went to 6, so no they actually didn’t. If it ended with 6, then Maureen declared Mac Dennis’ boytoy and they banged right after he screamed divorce, definitely absolutely. But then we went to 7, so no they actually didn’t.

…

If it ended with 15, they were banging during quarantine, definitely absolutely. But since 16 is on the horizon, no they actually weren’t. But if they don’t canon in 16, they banged on that inflatable couch until it popped, definitely absolutely. But if 17 is on the horizon then no they didn’t. But if they don’t canon in —

There’s never anything in the crate until there’s something in the crate.

#macdennis #macanddennisbreakup

mac, who wants to get closer. dennis, who keeps moving away. yet dennis only retreats as far away as the chair here.

the way dennis winces after saying "maybe we ARE spending a little bit too much time together". but this is a moment of pain that dennis does not let mac in on. he doesn't want mac to see how much this hurts him to say. he wants to pretend like he's strong when he isn't.

the way dennis' face changes when he says "[i feel like i'm not...] flourishing" & shoots mac this gaze...

i think he's waiting for mac to fight back. to try to "save" their relationship. to prove that dee's wrong. to go "no, that's bullshit dennis, our relationship is so awesome and you know it!". but mac doesn't

look at how hurt dennis is by mac's defeat. he's thinking "really? you give up on me just like that? but i thought..."

"WAIT! ...don't do that"

look at how surprised mac is that dennis DOES try to stop this break-up from happening, that he finally touches him after moving away from him every time mac tried to get close on the couch

i like my dennis PATHETIC i like my dennis SOPPING WET i like my dennis AWKWARD i like my dennis LAME AND CRINGE i like my dennis SOBBING IN A BALL ON THE FLOOR i like my dennis IRREPARABLY BROKEN i like my dennis CLINICALLY UNWELL

when charlie said "you should lock your door" did he mean. in case they were banging

all of my friends hate me