I Feel Like Causing General Chaos *eats Pop Tarts When I Was Specifically Told To Finish The Cereal For

Pish posh mish mosh hot shot. Who do you think made you those mind-altering inhibitors in the first place? A business major!?

Don't let my posh exterior fool you! I am one with the streets. Not a single cap in sight.

Song is 'Streichquartett No. 3, 'Kaiserquartett' In C Major, Op. 76: I. Allegro (First Part)' [Transcripts under cut.]

I live in a low income housing environment that goes by the government name of "Section 8." Me and a group of my allies control certain areas of this section in order to run our illegitimate business. We possess unregistered firearms, stolen vehicles, mind-altering inhibitors and only use cash for financial purchases. If anyone would like to settle unfinished altercations, I will be more than happy to release my address. I would like to warn you; I am a very dangerous person and I regularly disobey the law.

Leans against air

“Hey baby, wanna see my puppet collection?”

Can u do a salesman meg and cheese art

Some cute little quick sketches, I might actually make the one on the bottom right a full blown drawing, depends on how I’m feeling I guess

he fucked that old man

imagine getting banned from social media for saying what stanley did to the narrator

As someone with green eyes I know what I must do but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it.

Important Things About The Narrator From His Voice Actor

I’m like 99.9% sure that he’s joking about the trans and drag Queen stuff but you know what? It’s Disability Pride Month and I’m autistic and I can’t tell when people are joking, so

Btw heterosexualist can sometimes mean someone who’s just…supportive of heterosexuality. Do with that information as you will.

Also The Narrator has green eyes!!

Funkytown.

(This is a wip for an animation I will be posting on my YouTube. This guy is definitely my favorite character and I like him a lot)

Mom said it’s my turn with the legs

Ok so apparently this is an actual scientific phenomenon. It’s called “The Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon”. Go read about it it’s cool.

You ever just watch an anime and now suddenly everyone has a pfp of that anime like what the heck where did all these Phoenix Wrights come from?

I find that my brain isn’t really working well, and I’m trying to go to the mechanic to get it fixed but whenever I do they say I’m “crazy” and that’s “not how humans work” smh.

Narrator kinnies are either this, dungeon masters or both

Kinning the Narrator is literally so lame LMAOOOO

Imagine needing validation so bad that you end up doing what’s worse for yourself. Sacrificing your own happiness to satisfy those around you.

Imagine talking until everyone around you is bored, and you can’t convince yourself they care anymore, no matter how they reassure you. Feeling like you’re talking to deaf ears, knowing that people tune you out after a point.

Imagine having people abandon you when you’re at your happiest, even after you try to make amends. No matter how hard you try, it seems like people hurt you. Imagine things that used to make you happy now just hurt.

Imagine having a desperate need for control and order, even if it means monotony. Imagine having the slightest change in this routine stress you out.

…not me though y’all stay safe