I Headcannon That Bart Was Born Before Owen, But Due To Time Travel Shenanigans Owen Is Older

I don't usually block the ones that just follow me... because I want to make an army

Funniest thing on Tumblr is the sex bots following/messaging me when I'm aroace

What's your favorite part of creating characters?

Fucking them up.

He bought fake blood for dramatic effect...

Becuase he's just like that.

Just actually read the titans tower incident

WHERED HE GET ENOUGH BLOOD TO WRITE THAT

NEITHER OF THEM WERE BLEEDING THAT MUCH

This is the TF2 lore I live for 

In the Halloween Comic, it is mentioned that Medic has a "German Tourist Routine" where he goes out looking like a tourist so that people will mug him, so he can harvest their organs.

Imagining Medic just in the like... stereotypical shorts and suspenders, a button up shirt, knee high socks, and a Polaroid camera around his neck, taking pictures of shit, trying to look as lost and innocent as possible.

All the while he has to actively hold back the evil laughter and horrid little grin as people fall for his clever disguise.

A buff, hairy, fully grown man with a powerful jaw, dressed up like a little cartoon German boy with a lollipop, but looking at you with a Kubrick Stare and grinning from ear to ear as he daydreams about what he's going to do with your liver.

Autism is developing entire species with full evolution paths, hierarchies, and unique customs for the world from just a single thought that you then expand on.

(I also spent approx 5 hours worldbuilding the other day)

ADHD is developing the plot for an entire book while zoned out and daydreaming and then getting so immersed in it that you spend the next week developing characters, their traits, places, development, twists and turns and just hoping the creativity holds up and you'll get to finish it.

(I spend approx 5 hours making character moodboards today)

This is a nice break from the angst that I have been tormenting myself to... within my own head of course

Slightly belated Happy Father’s Day to the man who never wanted kids and the boy who needed a dad. Print in the reblogs.

You are the devil. I sat here for 20 minutes, debating which one to pick.

you know what I'm curious, for the duke girlies (gender neutral)

Well, yea... she doesn't have any bones in her body... she's a puppet

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

How could you ever be broken?

I like the idea of Bart being weirdly tall. Like, not Amazon or Kryptonian tall, just like a tall human while the rest of the speedster are average height or shorter.

I like to think he gets it from his mum :)