Resisting The Urge To Tap A Button Is The Most Stressful Thing I Have Ever Done

Reality shatters.

I’m finally starting to post art lmaoo

90% of these are of my Oc Julian, and one of em is My boi Azriel

My favorite Technoblade streams involve him and Phil committing war crimes and isolating themselves in a snow biome on top of a stronghold with their friend who Techno has designated as the main character, and who also might have superpowers. Even when he gets dragged into a trial that turns out to be a farce, Techno still manages to make everything funny. One of the best parts has to be them giving the admin a heart attack by stretching the rules as far as possible to make a joke and then calling the admin a boomer when they try to take preventative measures.

So here's the question, which SMP am I talking about?

This is Tax Evasion. He is deaf <3

I love showing people a picture of my cat for the first time and they go "aww" and then I say "her name is Pigeon" and they go "aww her name is PIGEON" bc this knowledge has made her cuter

Yea I’ll drink to that bro

David Jenkins brain is SOOOOO huge like “hmmm I think history’s most fearsome pirate Blackbeard would cry and paint his nails and write sad music and eat marmalade by sticking his fingers in the jar and licking them during this breakup with his boyfriend stede bonnet, history’s specialist princess, while wearing a bright red dressing gown that I will publicly announce represents the color that stede brought to his life.” no one on planet earth is doing it like him.

bungus

My humble contribution to this

Luisa: Mami, do you know how long it takes until you start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?

Julieta: I think-

Bruno: Seventy-two hours.

Julieta: ...How do you-

Bruno, staring into empty space over the rim of his coffee cup: There's a clown behind you.

b plot of all fucking time.

it's really weird having a first dog be blind and then getting a second who can see...like how was I supposed to be prepared for this.

this creature can perceive when I put the treats up on the high shelf. or when I hide stuff behind my back. I can't fool her!! she's always watching me and she shouldn't have this much knowledge!!!

I walk around at night and I shine my flash light directly into her eyes and I'll just be standing there staring at her weird blue orbs for like 5 seconds until I realize it's probably extremely annoying to her, because she has eyes!! I'll turn on the light in the room and she gruffs and grumbles like ?? oh right!! light wakes you up!! the fuck??