A Haiku

My unhinged S4 wish: Nadja just straight up turns Guillermo. Like, no fanfare, mostly as a screw you to Laszlo and Nandor, halfway through episode one she’s like:

“you wanna be a vampire?”

and Guillermo’s got all his weird gay yearning stuff going on but also its HIS hot girl summer so he says yes

Then when the group meets back up Guillermo tries to pretend to be a human but he’s SO bad at it and Nandor gets upset bc HE wanted to turn Guillermo and Nadja doesn’t care bc if Nandor wanted to he should have done it at some point in the last decade and Laszlo is silently fuming bc Nadja is supposed to be HIS sire and Colin Robinson is drawing slightly-off-parallel-lines on the walls bc nobody’s watching him

Return of Jesk... parts 1 & 2 🦇

Just thinking about Bruno watching that hot mess of an engagement dinner, and freaking the fuck out because this secret, this vision he tried so hard to hide, just gets yeeted in front of Abuela, by the power of plot development.

i really blew the dust off of this tumblr blog to rave about encanto.. damn.

Also some old ass art bc thus blog is a empty pit of despair and lost dreams

For me it was characters of my own creation, creatures I made up, or animals with multiple legs

the things i would imagine running alongside the car when i was a kid

ok wait, reblog if you’ve cried at least once because of math, doesn’t matter which grade i’m trying to prove something 

The world is ready for a comedic gay sex scene and Our Flag Means Death is the show that should do it. gimme fumbling middle-aged men trying to figure out how to kiss like they actually care about each other while overly-aggressively shoving each other into furniture and exchanging banter in a storm on the sea with things flying around the room and hitting them

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

If ranboo doesn’t end up altering that text to say something along the lines of “tommy is my fault” when he has another breakdown/Ender walk I will eat my hat. Mark my words this is gonna be used for maximum angst if ranboo discovers he set the tnt

spoilers for the lore in ranboo's stream from today (tuesday).

ranboo willingly gave sam his memory book to let him write in it. he said he trusted sam and handed him the book. he must really trust sam.

also, ranboo might forget sam was the one who wrote this. sam wrote it as if he was ranboo, so he might have expected ranboo to forget he let sam write in his book.

(this is what sam wrote.)

it's really weird having a first dog be blind and then getting a second who can see...like how was I supposed to be prepared for this.

this creature can perceive when I put the treats up on the high shelf. or when I hide stuff behind my back. I can't fool her!! she's always watching me and she shouldn't have this much knowledge!!!

I walk around at night and I shine my flash light directly into her eyes and I'll just be standing there staring at her weird blue orbs for like 5 seconds until I realize it's probably extremely annoying to her, because she has eyes!! I'll turn on the light in the room and she gruffs and grumbles like ?? oh right!! light wakes you up!! the fuck??