Things cats were right about all along:
Fuck staying hydrated by drinking enough water - eat! more! wet! food! (watermelon, cucumbers, SOUP!)
Feels great to be really high up in your house where you can see the whole place (loft bed loft bed loft bed loft bed!)
Express yourself as clearly as possible when people are touching you and you don't want them to.
Optional, but you can also express yourself clearly when your people are not touching you and you want them to.
Sometimes it's important to just go "hmm. actually, I don't care" and wander off.
You don't have to be the strongest or toughest to defend yourself, it's enough to just be difficult enough to not be worth the trouble.
Ghosts will eventually leave if you stare at them for long enough.
What kind?
in my head a modern version of cold would own a motorcycle
If you pigeon fanciers like Columbo, then can they help find a murder? There's these crows, you see and - well, I don't know where they are.
A pigeon-fancier.
Trust me, I wouldn't be doing this if I didn't think it would be easy
Ha! I knew it! Your words are no match for the pure strength of our hearts, bound together as one.
*Trumpet sounds
Hey!
Indie number one!
Hey!
Indie Number one!
Now listen closely:
You're on a path in the woods,
we are... number one????
We're supposed to be unfeeling. How many times do I have to tell you to snuff out your heart?
Beak is less obvious with this one, but it does take the upper part of his skull.
Ha! I knew it! Your words are no match for the pure strength of our hearts, bound together as one.
Gotta keep the High Matriarchs on their toes!