Can’t Believe Tiktok Is Actually Getting Banned, Twitter Is Infested With Bots And Brainworm-infested

Hey kid you want a job?

Great get online and go to a job board. Indeed, Linkedin whatever. Now you're gonna search for a role that's in your city, fits your qualifications, and doesn't seem like a bad time.

See that easy apply button? Don't hit it they just throw those in the trash. Now you're gonna want to go to the company's website and check their careers page.

Oh? That job doesn't exist anymore. Cool go back to the job board and find another one.

Great you found another job, you're on the company's career page and the job exists!! So you're going to need to make an account on the career page website. They're using Workday, the same site as the last job you applied for? Who cares? You need to make another account for THIS job's workday page.

Now you're going to upload your resume. That'll autopopulate about 15 boxes with everything on your resume, except formatted wrong and with tons of errors. So just go through and painstakingly check the dates on all of that and rewrite everything you already laid out in an aesthetically pleasing format on your resume.

Ok time for the cover letter, explain why this specific job and company are deeply important to you. You love their mission statement and wouldn't even laugh if their ceo was gunned down in the street. You'll really want to reiterate the things you just spent the last 20 minutes filling out on the resume section

(Remember to include language from the job description, people who work in HR are lower than dogs and they need patterns or they get confused.) Write about a page, but hey don't sound too desperate or robotic this is where they judge your character!

Maybe add your portfolio site at the end here, who knows if that helps no one has ever clicked mine haha.

Anywayyy time to hit apply! Congrats! You'll see that confirmation email come in and you should be getting the rejection letter in about 2 weeks. Unfortunately your resume didn't have the right buzzwords and the AI auto rejected you :(

Time to start again and try not to kill yourself!

What REALLY happened to Salem.

idk I just personally think that getting chills from music is the best part of being alive. like when a song is so good you can feel it in your whole body. that's why I'm here.

Fat nuggets’ thread 🩷🖤

I am going to [remembers that jokes about suicide are detrimental to myself and others] Scarborough Fair.

he's so me

TikTok removed the audio on this one 🥲

Someone make sure Mollie isn't taking away parts from other pieces of tech to make a fully functioning plane.

Rambley: ....mollie are you okay

I don’t think anyone else has made this comparison before which is wild to me but Meowth is so Similar to Rocket Raccoon it’s uncanny?

Both:

Started out as ordinary, innocent young animals like any other of their species

Are now hyper intelligent gadgeteer geniuses who may as well be human as they speak and walk on two legs like any other human does complete with wearing clothes

Can translate animal/Pokémon even with their speaking of human language

Resorted to thievery after the world was cruel to them which are pivotal parts of their heartbreaking backstories

Became what they are now through tragic means with amounts of nerve damage or unnatural warping of their skeletal systems done to their bodies as a result of becoming bipedal

Are tough wisecracking jerkass smartass little guys with Brooklyn accents and hearts of gold

Are associated with the word rocket 🚀 with it having a special meaning to both of them

Are part of groups who became found family and found a place of belonging with them when they were rejected elsewhere

Are considered freaks of nature and dehumanized by most as specimens to be studied/experimented on/used for profit except for their found families who genuinely love them for who they are and affirm their humanity through treating them like they would any other person

loving you was like holding onto a star, beautiful, but it always left me burned.