IT‘S HIS DAY!!

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

MY MOLECULES HAVE STARTED TURNING PINK

freaky fungi fact - mycology vocab :-)

deliquescence : the process of certain fungi (most often ink caps) where they turn to liquid.

this process is observed in a handful of different fungi !! as their caps mature, they furl inward & turn to a spore-filled, inky liquid.

yes, this liquid can be harvested & used for actual pen ink. :-) just make sure to add preservatives to avoid it causing a rotten smell.

to use it in a sentence : the mushrooms above are experiencing deliquescence ; they are deliquescing !! ink caps are deliquescent.

smoking the shit that made the devil reject me

Why do we as a society keep coming back to sex jokes?

Penis blast hilarious

why won’t someone write the exact fic I want to read. what do you mean I have to write it. this is against my rights. what the fuck

Louisiana’s summer nights

“Good pep talk, bruncle Hoyt…”

Bonus because I felt so bad I could have wept