Working On This...

@king-candybug-backup In all honesty, this feels like a missed opportunity... But at the same time, I see why... But given he wouldn't be able to do much being like that. This will just be a funny post...

I hope this isn't in bad taste?...I wasn't able to find my funny bone for a few days now... @king-candybug-backup

Something that I'm forever going to find funny about Turbo is the fact that he is (or at least was at the time of taking over Sugar Rush) very clearly an amateur programmer. The code box he made is just filled with disorganized spaghetti and I would be absolutely shocked if he documented anything lmao, so I keep imagining the utter hell of a time he'd had with it whenever he had to make a bug fix or something, because there's no way in hell that code didn't come with an entire dump truck worth of problems. Like, something in it breaks so he has to go back in and do the debugging to find out what went wrong and he's just combing through it going:

"wait what does that function do?"

"I should have picked better variable names, this thing is damn near unreadable."

"what kind of idiot wrote this- wait it's me… I'm the idiot…"

"okay I think I fixed the problem, let's see- I have created five new and interesting problems…"

If you're gonna take anything from my random absence of art, do not try to 3d blend a character and animate a flat picture at the same time... I have basically overwhelmed myself... Please take my mistake and learn...

My ass is restarting this!

Classic spiral design incoming!

it feels like i made a mistake some ware

hurray i did it!

tuda after a year

I don't mean to be oddly cryptic... But think about it...

Hay fast... Answer this riddle about sour patch kids... Blueberry, lemon, lime, blackberry, strawberry, watermelon...

You know I have this random idea... What if one of the scientists in hero's duty just goes, "You know, this is the next step in evolution. I'm just gonna use myself as a guinea pig and give myself a shot. That will make me a queen cybug"... But outside of gameplay, they're technically forced to do the cutscene, where they make the final decision to transform into that, behave nothing like a cybug, can constantly switch between phases like some form of a final boss, mostly eats the other cybugs, just like another countermeasure against the d*** things, but it's mostly chill,... Am I cooking?...

I know it's not an au... but I figured I'll try to toss my hat into the ring...

(hi... You break stuff too?, is it on purpose or -? You know what, never mind, name's last place, and you know, it's a nice thing to see a fellow glitch around,)

((CALLING ALL TURBO AU CREATORS I WANT YALL TO MAKE YOURSELVES KNOWN CAUSE I WANNA HAVE MY NITRO INTERACT WITH YOUR TURBOS/TWINS/WHOEVER HEHEHE~))