Serving size- 1.4k
Nutritional facts- Gn! Reader + Harbinger!Reader (scara’s part) + established relationship (childe & Sara's part)
Allergy warning- Daggers, attempted assault?? (nothing too serious)
Overview- Reader has a very good sense of touch + Reader is very strong + love confession (bedo's part)
Contents- albedo, childe, scara
Instructions- best read in any mode
Formula- headcanons + fast fic (300 words )
Art credits-@Orange627 twt , stalva on pixiv
“Event master list” “Main master list” “Next"
▸🧼 absolutely amazed by your enhanced sense, he asks questions about it all this time. Did you inherit it? Were you just born with it? Was it something you acquired overtime? He just wants all the answers! (And maybe it is a little excuse to talk to you a bit more)
▸🧼 He worries about you when got out on commission, because of your enhanced feelings pain would feel way worse and he really just doesn't want you to push yourself that hard.
▸🧼 250 words
"(Name), what's the extent of your 5th sense?"
The question wasn't out of the blue, especially from Bedo, but the time was a bit off. You both were supposed to be on a trip just to hang out. I guess this is what bedo views as hanging out.
"Hm, well generally speaking I can feel stuff through walls, rocks or even people so that's really cool, the bad thing is thought high fives hurt a bit "
"does this also mean that simple forms of contact are more intimate for you?"
" oh, well yeah I guess you could put it like that!"
He stared at you for quite a while almost as I'd he was looking for something to ask you.
"Can I hug you then?"
"Sure you can!"
His sudden figure holding himself around you with a comforting warmth, you wonder why all of a sudden he was being so intimate for a second, maybe a new experiment?
"Aw is this a new experiment of yours?"
"A little but mostly just because I love you."
You could feel his heart beating faster the more you stared, not even that but his face had the faintest rosy tone.
"My apologies, it wasn't my intention to make you uncomf-"
Albedo's words were cut off by the feeling of your lips lingering on his, he was hoping for a good outcome but this is much better than anything he could have imagined.
"Can we stay like this for a bit longer?"
Childe
▸🧼 This man has tried to sneak up on you many times and failed, failed so hard. He could be in a whole different room and you'd still be able to sense his presences.
▸🧼 Brags about your skills to the other harbingers all the time, They probably have your name memorized by this point. They value your skills to be honest, they even tried to get you to join the harbingers at one point. Childe was so against the whole idea, talked you out of it even though you weren't going to take the position anyway.
▸🧼 400 words
It's been awhile, childe said he was going to be here soon and know you're sitting at the harbingers base with a mad man who experiments on kids, a sad widow who hates everything and a whiney purple haired brat.
"So your the ginger freaks spouse? I'm so sorry. A shame you have to live with that thing."
Ugh now the purple one is speaking could childe please hurry up with his mission. But I mean the man is waiting for a response, maybe he'll shut up if you give him one.
"Yes childe is my husband, and he's not as intolerable as you make him seem."
"Blinded by your so-called love I see? And here I thought you were a better one."
Better one? Thankfully you could sense childe was in the building, although it felt like something was off with his movements you ignored it.
Strangely enough all the harbingers started starting at you, is there something wrong? I mean yeah childe's standing behind you trying and emphasis on trying to scare you but this wasn't irregular behavior for him at all he tried to sneak up on you at least once a week, his efforts always went to waste though.
"Boo!"
Childe came from behind you now standing in front of you staring at him with a blank expression on your face and a rather disappointed look on his, his attempts to scare you were futile again I see.
"Aww why aren't you scared?"
"Childe I knew you were here since you stepped in the building."
"Did you all hear that? Isn't my lover so impressive!"
They all looked at you with a 'it's the third time this week, we get it your in love' type of look, but there was the purple one who looked as if he had something else to say.
"(Name), have you ever thought about joining the fatui I'm sure I could find some use for your skills."
"No than-"
"No no no! They are not joining I prohibit it, never ever will that happen!"
"Now when since did you have supreme authority over (name)? I never thought of you as the controlling type now."
"What do you mean dear mouchey? I'm not controlling I'm looking out for them, tell him (name)!"
"It's fine scaramouche . I was going to deny the position either way."
"Disappointing."
"Don't listen to him love, he has no idea what he's talking about, ok?"
Scaramouche
▸🧼 would never admit but he truly is impressed by your ability, he's never meet someone like you. He compares his subordinates to you alot.
"If (name) can do it with ease then why can't you? I swear everyone in this facility is illiterate!"
▸🧼 he's so scared of you holding his hand not only because he's very awkward around physical affection but also because he's scared his hand are too cold for you to touch and on top of your ability, it would take a lot of convincing. Don't worry he'll eventually come around to the idea, just be a bit patient with him!
▸🧼 the amount of times his man has thrown bottles,books daggers, weapons basically anything in his vicinity at you is astonishing. He says "it's just to keep your skills sharp". You always catch them though, no worries! Also keeps track of how long it takes you to catch things.
"You caught it 3.7% times faster than average, good job keep it up."
▸🧼 god does he wish you weren't a harbinger, yes he's aware you can hold your own and even better but what if, just what if. You'll have to assure him that you're staying with him forever.
▸🧼 if you and childe are friends he gets soo jealous, why can't you leave the carrot haired thing alone.
▸🧼 300 words
You were sitting in your office wondering about how your were going to go about stealing the hydro archons vision not as if you could barge in the place and-
You sensed an object coming your way, seeing as how the pointed object was thrown it was probably scaramouche. Looking up from your notes about the hydro archon swiftly grabbing the blade, why was your husband so adamant on throwing things at you was beyond you.
"that was 0.7% times slower than average, have you been slacking?"
"Its not that, somethings bothering me!"
"What a pitiful excuse…"
He stared at you waiting for an answer as to what was the matter, although your husband would not admit it verbally he would cease anything or person that dared to bother you and your workflow, you had to to admit it was pretty cute.
"The hydro archon, I still don't know how I'm going to go about retrieving it."
"Leave it to someone else, you got the dendro and pyro archons gnosis, the Tsaritsa needs to understand the concept of being overworked anyway."
"But I know I can do this, I just need a little time!"
"I'm fully aware of your skills, but there this thing called self preservation or are you dumb to grasp the concept?"
You simply gave no answer and rolled your eyes in annoyance, you truly did love the man but if he could be a little bit less suffocating with his overprotective personality that would be great. You'd have to admit it was pretty cute though.
"Why are you staring at me?"
"Oh nothing your just very pretty."
As the words came from your mouth you could the the reddish tint on his face.he's blushing that's so cute, you have no idea how people could see him as ruthless he's just a little stubborn.
"I'm not, stop with your foolish words."
"scara can I tell you something?"
"Make it quick."
You got up from your desk now standing in front of him with a small smile on your face, planting you lips on his, making him even more red than he already was, you could see the cogs turning in his head after what you just did.
"I love you!"
120K!?! THE LONGEST THING I'VE WRITTEN WAS LIKE 33K WORDS AND IT WAS IN THE 8TH GRADE💀....
The longest fic I have written was 125k words.
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just some of my own albedo things i think about because i’m in love with him and i will never stop loving him
albedo who let’s you see him when he is at his most vulnerable, who let’s you see the frustration and fear when he thinks too much about the possibility of him destroying Mondstadt, the possibility of destroying you.
albedo who let’s you hold him and twirl a few strands of his ash blonde hair between your fingers as you whisper sweet nothings and affirmations to him that cause him to hold you just a tad bit tighter.
albedo who will let you take his hair and braid it for him in the late evenings or early mornings before he finishes a new experiment he’s been working on, or finishes papers he’s been writing for hours.
albedo who is so in love with you that he writes his own love poems in between tests and experiments. albedo who sometimes will read those love poems to you when you’re fast asleep, holding you close to his chest as he softly whispers each word with adoration in his eyes.
the same albedo that has tiny sketches and doodles of you on his notes and on many pages of his journal. occasionally showing ones he’s really fond of to you or sucrose, that’s not to say that he doesn’t love every single sketch he makes of you though because they’re all special in some way<33
the one and only albedo who’s chalk heart beats only for you. every little glance, softly spoken words or gentle touches from you that causes his artificial heart to beat a little faster as he thinks to himself ‘yes, this is what love feels like’
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˗ˋ ୨ nutritional facts ୧ ˊ˗ afab!reader… gn!reader … mean!albedo
˗ˋ ୨ allergy warning ୧ ˊ- Nicknames ʚbitch in heat,pain slut, lovelyɞ, slight breeding kink, fingering,degradation, gaslighting, object insertion,self-degradation, pwp,pure smut, lots of use of the word disgusting
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ʚAlbedo, he was the only thing you could think of right now, the urge to let him fuck you stupid was unbearable. You looked so pathetic, you knew it, he knew it, and god did you get off to it so fucking much. I mean really you’re getting off to being fucked by his paintbrush, your getting off to defiling his belongings with your fluids,stuffed and fucked with hand crafted wood, but the feeling of having your hole stuffed was so amazing. Having your vision blurred with not a thought in that pathetic little head of yours was everything that you ever wanted.
“messing up all my hard work huh? You just had to be bred right at this moment while I was painting such a lovely portrait of you, now you're here bent over my working space showing how much of a bitch in heat you really are.”
Any answer would lead to the same outcome, and even if you answered every word would just come out in a jumble that could be considered a sentence. You had tears streaming down your face,streaming down your cheeks such a pathetic look on your face.The feeling of his paintbrush fucking you made your cunt clench even more only causing more friction any more and you spit right in half, it was too much,all too much but it felt amazing to have your body be used as nothing but a fuck toy for him,to have your holes stretched and defiled by him, it felt so fucking good.
Maybe because of the rough wood pounding your walls or maybe bedo’s assertive tone,everything was a blur, not a single thought could form in your head.
“You know, you really are a little pain slut aren’t you?”
No answer, that’s all you could give right now maybe he would show a little mercy to you since he’s stuffing your hole so nice and good but no the throbbing feeling of pleasure would stop as the palm of his went around your neck, the more you should no signs of answering the tighter his grip got.
“ Look I know you're too busy whoring yourself out over my paintbrush, but i'm waiting on an answer.”
“A- ah yes albe- bedo, I’m your fu- fucking painslut! Ple- please use my filthy hole!”
“There we go, finally fucked some sense back into you lovely.”
Albedo's position of toppling over your body swiftly changes to being under you still violently thrusting the paintbrush in and out of your cunt.
"Spread yourself."
" i- h.. huh?"
"You heard me,spread yourself."
You heard him for sure but the sharp tone mixed with his shameless face distracted you a bit. How were you supposed to function when this man was pounding you?
"God, I have to do everything my fucking self."
Quickly putting his ice cold fingers on your cunt and spreading them apart, seeing slimy strings of your lust drip from your cunt to his finger as if it were to drip right off the desk.
"You have no shame, honestly it's actually disgusting. You really get off to being treated like a fuckdoll huh?"
"A- aH fuck.. n- no!"
"No? Then what's this."
Gliding his index finger threw your abused cunt having a slick glob of glistening liquid on his fingers now pulling them apart, demonstrating your string of fluids now running down his hands.
"No answer? That's fine I know something that would make a slut like yourself start speaking."
Giving you near to no time to adjust and gripping your thighs pulling you closer to him, throwing the paint brush aside and inserting his ice cold fingers into your cunt. Albedo was right, you were a pain slut,you loved the feeling of having your cunt split in half, you loved the way he gave you zero time to adjust to the length of his fingers as if you were nothing but a plaything to him just to be discarded after he's had his way with you. The tightening feeling in your cunt wouldn't stop any time soon in fact it only got tighter.
"Bedo.. m' g- gonna cum A..Ah'!"
"On my desk really?Disgusting."
You can't take it anymore. His words said with such a soft voice but with such sharp meanings, his notes were on the floor and all because you couldn't control yourself over a little fingering? Disgusting.
﹙𝗠𝗶𝗹𝗸𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝗘𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗶𝘁𝘆﹚
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!Kazuha
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!Itto
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!Scaramouche
▹Reader with a strong sense of touch (Gn!reader + harbinger!reader)
▹dom!scara hc's
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WAIT NO CUS THIS IS INTERESTING
brainrotting so hard over this but what if... when God! darling arrives in teyvat, they're not regarded as an imposter but because of they look exactly like the creator, they regard them as the creator's reincarnation