I-ive Done It. I've Made A Satire Crack Taken Seriously Wilbur X Ace Race Fanfic...

OK IMF VAKC FUCKKKKKK

This is some fancy type of psychological torture from this man he should know by now that we are WEAK

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OML why would you follow me?? 🥺💖 love ya bunny!

Warning: Pedophilia

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I was listening to a song by Bellamy and Marry me and a scenario of russian speaking bkg popped into my head. I think y'all know that song 'конфетка' I think.

So basically UA got a sponsor for a russian company and invite this guy and his interpreter to visit and view the classrooms. So they arrive and the asshole starts talking sexual stuff abt the students and the interpreter says something else that makes it seem like the pedo is a good guy. Bkg interrupts in a voice that's both concerned and angry.

"Aizawa sensei?" Everyone turns to him but bkg doesnt take his eyes of the russian guy. "What the guy's saying isnt the same as the translation..." the interpreter and pedo are gobsmacked, realizing they might be busted.

"What do you mean?" Mind you, nezu is also there. The students could sense the tension in the room. "The asshole's a pedophile." "Now, now that's a rather bold assumption child" the russian guy says in russian for the interpreter to translate. But before the guy could open his mouth, bkg has his hand up and speaks "and yet I'm not wrong you gross fucker. Now fucking get out of our class, our school and out of japan."

The others realized the gravity of the situation. The pedo and bkg are loudly arguing and the asshole has the audacity to try and grabs bkg's shoulder. Aizawa and Nezu finally snap out of it and jump in to get this guy away while the students make sure bkg is ok. As he's being escorted bkg says "bye bitch!" while flipping him off with both hands.

That's how everyone found out bkg knew russian and among the students it quickly became an iconic sexuality crisis moment.

Ok so the reason bkg knows russian is cuz his parents work with russian companies alot. So he picked it up from there and his parents who speak basic Russian. He was just being an overachiever and practice more. Kariage is the first to know this bcuz whenever bkg gets super flustered (or when they doing the dirty *insert lenny face*) bkg yells out in russian.

This makes kariage both amused and aroused.

Kariage even learned how to say I love you to confess to bkg. Who obviously says yes in Russian as well. It's super wholesome and loving. Eventually kariage learns sweet nothings and innuendos in russian just to tease and make bkg super shy and blushy.

The end.

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Hope ya like it and stay safe! ❤

The last 2 are lopsided but idc

ARTOBER DAY 1:

Veronica Sawyer - Heathers

This is my first time doing artober so sorry if its not good. Also I tried a new art style today!

Rarepair: hifue x kariage

Idea: no quirks AU + regular childhood friends thing. Hifue is a diplomat/business woman while kariage and yasushi work as choreographers. Both firms are nearby and both kariage and hifue go to eat regularly at a nearby diner where they manage to talk and fall in love at.

kagehina be like

The urge to draw Dream in a xiao cosplay rn be like: 📈📈📈

Also unrelated to that, I had an idea in the form of THIS:

Still working on the other characters lol

Also please don't attack me for simply wanted to make crossover headcanons. I know there are people out there that either differ in opinions or simply don't like the idea of two different fandoms (especially the toxic sides) to merge. However, I'm simply doing this leisurely, if it upsets you, just move on or something.

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1g1n9ikde1EireOb30r0rt?si=iLFdMLOoRP-dt0J5eRxgqQ&utm_source=copy-link

Incase anyone wants to use. I genuinely find these songs good for stimming. If you have any suggestions, feel free to share

I like to draw

Wtf this posts gotten so many notes in such a short time tf???

Y'all: CONFIRMED HE'S TOUYA

Me: CONFIRMED HE'S DRAMATIC

The new chapter has be cackling honestly. First this boi has Hair dye removal shot on him while fighting, fucking opens it and splashes himself, then proceeded to dance and bounce around like a fucking magical girl on helium! I'm wheezing.

Also Shouto is so fucking shooketh poor baby. And Enji too.

Now all we need is Hawks to come in, dance with him and confirm Hotwings. Causing another shooketh moment for Enji because "THAT'S MY FUCKING COLLEAGUE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH MY SUPPOSEDLY DEAD SON"

But yes, we finally got the reveal. Finally. Some good fucking food. Chef's kiss.