Just Thinking About Helnik Become A Enemies-to Lover-to Enemies-to Lover.

Crack AU Concept:

Some months after Ben's death, Klaus disappear. Reginald told them he was founded dead. But was really what happened?

After finding out about is father's death, Osamu Dazai decides to go to his funeral for fix is bond with is siblings, that they believed he was dead.

A semi-restored sibling bond, the power of friendship, a bit of Port Mafia skills and a very huge family dinner could save the world from the apocalypse this time?

Or: A "Osamu Dazai as Klaus Hargreaves"crackfic because I'm addicted to gacha reaction videos and I need to cope with the last season of the umbrella academy.

Dazai as Klaus Hargreeves AU

15!Port Mafia Klaus/Dazai:But I got smarter, I got harder in the nick of time

12!Klaus:Honey, I rose up from the dead, I do it all the time

22-30! ADA Dazai:I got a list of names, and yours is in red, underlined

All of his version trough the years:I check it once, then I check it twice, oh

Ooh, look what you made me do

Look what you made me do

Look what you just made me do

Look what you just made me-

Ooh, look what you made me do

Look what you made me do

Look what you just made me do

Look what you just made me do

Anyway I'm working on the first two chapters

50 tips for (fanfic) writing

have fun

write whatever is interesting to you, even if it won’t be interesting to anyone else

appreciate kudos when they come, but don’t expect them

appreciate comments when they come, but don’t expect them

if you wish you could just write that one scene you have in your head, do that. you don’t need to create a 30K backstory for it first.

embrace one shots

embrace drabbles

embrace writing your story out of order

rough drafts are meant to be rough. if you can’t think of a word, put in a placeholder for it and keep going. 

try not to get stuck on the little things

it’s okay if your readers can’t see the picture inside of your head

some people work well when they have a posting schedule. some people work well when they don’t. it’s okay if you don’t know which kind of person you are, and it’s okay if the type of person you are changes over time.

if a rule you created for yourself isn’t working for you, get rid of that rule.

make fandom friends. even if they don’t read your fic, they’ll cheer you on while you write it.

cheer on other writers you know. you’ll be cheering yourself at the same time.

no trope or genre is better or worse than another one. they all just appeal to different audiences.

quality and popularity are not the same thing, although they do sometimes overlap

numbers and statistics will never tell you whether or not you’re a good writer. they will never tell you how valuable you are as a person. 

you belong in fandom if you want to be there

you’re a writer as soon as you start writing things

writing and posting are two different things. your story is still worth writing, even if you never plan to share it

you don’t need to apologize for what you write or what you post. 

don’t worry about taking up too much space. the internet doesn’t have a maximum size. 

keep your readers in mind when you’re tagging your content. how could they search for your fic? if you use a tag, will be a reader who loves that tag be satisfied with how much it appears in your story?

if you have a relationship in your fic that plays a minor role, tag it in the Additional Tags section instead of the Relationship section so that people who love that ship don’t get their hopes up

be cautious when looking at bookmarks on your fic. they aren’t “extra comments.” that’s a space where readers make notes for themselves and each other, not for authors. 

you don’t need to know everything about canon before you start writing fic

you don’t need to read fic in the same fandoms you write for

you don’t need to read fic at all in order to write it

love your work because sometimes you’re the only one who will - and that’s okay

if your hobby starts feeling like a job, you might need to take a break before you get burnt out

if you get stuck on a story, you can always start a new one

if you fall out of love with a story, you can always stop writing it. if you’re worried about your readers, you can always give them a bullet point summary of where you were planning to go with thing. for a lot of people, that’s satisfying and provides closure

if you get hate, report it

use the tools at your disposal to block hate before it can come in (limiting or turning off comments, limiting or turning off asks, blocking users, etc)

try replying to comments sometimes. it can be a lovely way to make fandom friends

don’t be afraid to reblog your own writing posts.

if you get stuck on your summary, just write 1) who the story is about 2) what they are doing and 3) what problem gets in their way

notice when your writing makes you smile. that moment is a gift. enjoy it.

notice when your writing makes you cry. that moment is a gift, too.

even if you’re disappointed in how your story turned out, there’s something in there that’s fantastic. find that thing and focus on it and feel proud.

some ideas are ones you want to write. some are ones you want to read. if you ever have too many ideas to deal with at once, give some of the latter ones away to someone else. 

sometimes the things you write will be really personal. be careful about putting them where other people can comment. they won’t know how personal it is for you, and you need to remember that comments aren’t about you, they’re about the story.

remember that you can write series as well as stories. if the story is done but you still have passion or ideas, start a new one in the same universe.

enjoy the satisfaction of finishing a story. savour it. bask in it a little while.

don’t feel guilty about abandoning a story. not every story gets finished, and that’s okay

you can have separate accounts for different fandoms. you can have one account with a million fandoms in it. do whatever works for you.

sometimes writing is more important than sleep - but only sometimes

it doesn’t matter if that story has been written before by someone else. it doesn’t matter if it was written by you. write it again.

only follow the advice that makes sense to you. the rest isn’t important.

How much i love bsd characters

Nevermind, I figured out.

Is for the RDJ return.

I can't wait to see Doomsday.

Every six months I fall in a huge Marvel fixation.

Usually is because a new film or series I'm interested is coming, but the nearest film I'm excited for is Thunderbolts*, so I don't know why I'm so fixated now.

Sometimes a family can be a crazy smart illiterate heir, a bi boy with an adrenaline problem, a fabulous witch, the boy she trained who loves her very much, a sweetheart with enough sharp things on her she can legally be classified as a porcupine, and a traumatized and terrifying boy who needs to go to sleep

Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool who believed anything red haired shanks said would be a good idea

My brain: You know the myth, why do you want to make it more sad reading that book?

Me, opening " The song of Achilles": C'mon, reading it knowing how it will end will surely make it not too sad.

Me, crying after finishing it: Why? Why?

I love this post😂

The crows hanging out together, the couples cuddling with each other

Kaz laying down : i am bored…

Inej: no…

Kaz: yes…

Inej: Kaz,no

Kaz: Kaz yes

Kaz sits up

Kaz: Zenik,you and your boyfriend are disgusting, we are not interested in seeing your cutesy display, no other couple can disturb me this much with their cuteness. So disturbing there,sharing the seat like the co depending pair you are, sickens me

Jesper: i beg your pardon?

Nina: In Kaz’s language: he said we are the cutest couple he knows, loser

Jesper: Wylan and I are sharing the seat too

Kaz grabs the popcorn

Nina : Matthias and I are so cute, we share our desserts

Jesper: well, Wylan and I share our breakfast

Wylan: more like we kind of fight for it-

Jesper: you shh!

Nina: Matthias and I share our passwords

Jesper: Wylan and I share our pijama, and I am not saying we exchange them, we literally pick one and I wear the bottom only while he wears the top only , the remaining half exposed

Wylan seeing Kaz opening his mouth: don’t!

Nina: Matthias and I share our tooth brush!

Matthias: we do what?!

(Twenty minutes later)

Jesper: we share the bath!

Nina: so do we!

Wylan: Jes! (Matthias: Nina!)

Nina: we share hair products!

Jesper: we have shared undies!

Wylan: Jesper for fuck sake!

Jesper: well,i couldn’t say hair products, it’s obvious we don’t share that one

Wylan: just for the record, it was only once and my closet was set on fire

Nina: Matthias and i share dreams! We sometimes dream the same thing

Jesper: new flash! dreaming that Kaz is abducted by aliens is not a cutesy couple thing, we all have been there!

Jesper: also, to convince you who are the actual best couple, I’ll go to a lawyer, change my name and birth certificate to match Wylan’s and we’ll be sharing an identity…

Nina: not if I get there first to change Matthias’s certificate to match mine!

(Both run away from the room,Inej stands up)

Inej: I’ll get them

Kaz: the best entertainment is free

Wylan : Jesper did have a point in saying that dreaming Kaz getting abducted it’s an universal thing

I can't stop laughing at this

hc i just think the Flags acted as Lippmann's security entourage at least once,,,all of them dressed in sunglasses and suits looking Serious meanwhile Lippmann's trying his best not to crack up

just picturing Albatross getting really into the role and even bickering with some of Lippmann's (crazier) fans like:

Albatross: hey! keep ur distance. the man needs his space fan, pushing him: STOP blocking me from the love of my life Albatross: HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW U. BACK OFF

Chuuya, just trying to do the job: hey! step back. STOP PUSHING. LET HIM WALK THROUGH. fan, trying to shove him: get outta my way, shorty Chuuya, offended: exc— Albatross, cutting in: EXCUSE ME? what did u just say to my good bro over here???

meanwhile on the other side of this chaos Iceman is calmly doing his duty without a word and getting a much different response like:

Iceman, holding his arm out to block fans: fan, initially pushing but stopping: Iceman: ....? fan, leaning in: ur kinda my type. are u single Iceman: ???

Lippmann trying to Be Chill (he wants to laugh sooo bad) after seeing Albatross hollering from getting his braid snatched by a riled up fan vs Iceman looking concerned as hell after a fan lowkey feels up his bicep talking about "wow...firm" (everybody's fighting for their lives in their own way)

also: 1. Pianoman gave a very stern "stop" to Lippmann's fans, which made them pause for maybe 30 seconds before they yelled back a resounding "NO" and started shoving him again (he was flabbergasted. he had never been treated this way before.)

2. Doc feigned quite a dramatic stumble after a fan bumped into him, which made them halt in confusion like "? why are u so frail", and that very momentary pause caused the fan to get carried away by the ongoing wave of other screaming fans (Doc chuckled)