𝐩𝐒𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐑𝐞 πœπšπ«π’π›π›πžπšπ§Β ; Β π‘‘π‘–π‘Žπ‘™π‘œπ‘”π‘’π‘’

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𝐩𝐒𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐑𝐞 πœπšπ«π’π›π›πžπšπ§Β ; Β π‘‘π‘–π‘Žπ‘™π‘œπ‘”π‘’π‘’ π‘π‘Ÿπ‘œπ‘šπ‘π‘‘π‘  Β 

Β  Β  Β  genre details inclusive. Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  change pronouns and other details as deemed fit.

❝ Quiet, missy! Cursed pirates sail these waters. You want to call β€˜em down on us? ❞

❝ Bad luck to have a woman on board, too. ❞

❝ Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn’t believe the truth if he told it to you. ❞

❝ I apologise if I seem forward… but I must speak my mind. ❞

❝ If there is even the slightest chance one of those poor devils is still alive, we cannot abandon them! ❞

❝ I know those guns!Β  β€”Β  It’s theΒ Pearl. ❞

❝ They’ve come to kidnap you!Β You’re theΒ governor’s daughter! ❞

❝ They haven’t seen you. Hide and, first chance you get, run for the fort . ❞

❝ I think it would be rather exciting to meet a pirate. ❞

❝ We know you’re here, poppet. Come out… and we promise we won’t hurt you. ❞

❝ I invoke the right of parlay! According to The Code of the Brethren, as set forth by pirates Morgan and Bartholomew, you must take me to your Captain. ❞

❝ I recognise this ship. I saw it eight years ago on the crossing from England. ❞

❝ I’m curious… after killing me, what is it you’re planning to do next? ❞

❝ Then that’s not much incentive for me to fight fair, is it? ❞

❝ Curse you for breathing, you slack-jawed idiot!!Β  β€”β€”Β Mother’s love, [Name], you know better than to wake a man when he’s sleeping. It’s bad luck! ❞

❝ The gold calls to us… ❞

❝ There’s bound to be sailors on this rock crazy as you. I’ll find some men. ❞

❝ You’d best start believing in ghost stories, [Name]. Because you’re in one. ❞

❝ The blade is folded steel, and that’s gold filigree laid into the handle. ❞

❝ It’s… beautiful. May I inquire as to the occasion? ❞

❝ My sympathies, friend, it’s not a matter of luck at all! ❞

❝ Had a brush-up with the East India Trading Company, did you … pirate? ❞

❝ You are, without a doubt, the worst pirate I have ever heard of. ❞

❝ You seem somewhat familiar … have I threatened you before? ❞

❝ No. I can not just step aside and let you escape. ❞

❝ One good deed is not enough to redeem a man of a lifetime of wickedness. ❞

❝ Actually, I find it all fascinating. ❞

❝ Man overboard! ❞

❝ [Name], I want you to accompany them. He’s in your charge now. You’ll watch over him, hm? ❞

❝ Do you really intend to kill my rescuer? ❞

❝ Still abed at this hour? It’s a beautiful day! ❞

❝ I saved your life; now you’ve saved mine. We’re square. ❞

❝ That is a wonderful trick. Except, once again, you are between me and my way out. ❞

❝ [Name]! It’s so good to see you!Β I dreamt about you last night. ❞

❝ Worry about your own fortunes, mates: the lowest circle of hell is reserved for betrayers … and mutineers. ❞

❝ The Black Pearl sails from the dreaded Isla de Mureta… an island that cannot be found β€” except by those who already know where it is. ❞

❝ So there isΒ a curse… that’s interesting. ❞

❝ A craftsman is always pleased to hear his work is appreciated. ❞

❝ You must be a pirate for the pirate’s code to apply. And you’re not. ❞

❝ Do not make the mistake of thinking you are the only man here who cares for [Name]. ❞

❝ You’ve seen a ship with black sails that’s crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that hell itself spat him back out? ❞

❝ I haven’t set foot off dry land I was twelve, when the ship I was on Β  Β  Β  Β  Β exploded. It’s been a sound policy. ❞

❝ Bring her in, not too close. I won’t brave the reef, not until high tide. We lay anchor before dark. ❞

❝ How do we expect to find an island no one can find, with a compass that doesn’t work? ❞

❝ You’re in league with Barbossa! ❞

❝ What do you say to three shillings, and we forget the name? ❞

❝ The trick isn’t getting here, it’s getting away. ❞

❝ No. This won’t work. I’ll stay behind, and fight them. You go on. ❞

❝ When you’ve led the kind of life I have, there are debts that must be paid. Maybe I can balance the scales a little. ❞

❝ You see, I’ve got this honest streak in me, in its own way, a sort of curse. Oh, and there’s the fact that you have no choice. ❞

❝ I’ve heard of one, supposed to be fast, nigh uncatchable … the Black Pearl? ❞

❝ No pirate would sail to London, for fear of the Execution Dock. ❞

❝ Stop blowing holes in my ship! ❞

❝ She’s raised the Jolly Roger… it’s a signal. If we resist, it won’t just be death. There’ll be torture as well. ❞

❝ Take your captives belowdecks! Chain them in the galley, and teach β€˜em how to row. ❞

❝ That’s the second time I’ve had to watch that man sail away with my ship. ❞

❝ We have to get off this island immediately! ❞

❝ [Receiver], how many times must I ask you to call me β€˜[Sender]’? ❞

❝ There is but one way to remove the curse: all of the scattered pieces  of the treasure must be restored in full, and the blood repaid. ❞

❝ That’s all very interesting, but I hardly believe in ghost stories any more. ❞

❝ You’ll be dining with the Captain, and he requests you wear this. ❞

❝ Get away from there! You don’t have permission to be aboard there! ❞

❝ Huh. Last time I saw you, you were all alone on a God-forsaken island, shrinking into the distance. ❞

❝ There was a lot of long words in there, missy, and we’re naught but humble pirates. What is it you want? ❞

❝ Not steal; commandeer. We’re going to commandeer a ship. Nautical term. ❞

❝ Welcome to the Caribbean, love. ❞

❝ We can stay alive a month, maybe more. Keep a weather eye open for passing ships, and our chances are fair. ❞

❝ [Name]! I’m not sure I’ve had enough rum to allow that kind of talk. ❞

❝ You’ve been planning this from the beginning. Since you learned my name. ❞

❝ I know now where your heart truly lies. ❞

❝ Just so you know, [Name] β€” I don’t think you’re that clever. I think you’re a fool. ❞

❝ You’ll be positively the most fearsome pirates to sail the Spanish Main. ❞

❝ That’s what a ship is, you know. Not just a keel and a hull and a deck and sails. That’s what a ship need … but what a ship is β€” what the Black Pearl really is β€”Β is freedom. ❞

❝ That’s why he sent off a piece of the treasure β€” to you, as it were: so it would never be recovered, and so cursed we’d remain. ❞

❝ I have a plan. If it succeeds, then any battle will be decidedly brief … and one-sided. ❞

❝ What are you doing? You’ve burned our food, the shade β€” the rum! ❞

❝ And as for how we got off the island… ah, that’s a grand adventure, but now is not the time to talk about it. ❞

❝ And though I do say so with regret, the law is clear. The penalty for piracy is death by hanging. ❞

❝ They’ve escaped! There was no damage to the cell… they must have been set free. ❞

❝ Captain [Name] – the Black Pearl is yours. ❞

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4 months ago

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5 months ago
Ao3 Support Was A Sweetheart So In Case Anyone Else Needs It

Ao3 support was a sweetheart so in case anyone else needs it

AO3 QUESTION

Because I don't know who to bother with this.

I'd love to read ao3 on my phone, easy access etc. etc. but the font is so tiny and I am so blind such a big fan of easy to read / big fonts so the question is: Is there a way to make the text of the fic I'm reading bigger? If it's through CSS... how? πŸ₯²

Sincerely, a desperate AO3 reader


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5 months ago

Sherlock meta time: 1895 counter on John's blog = gay

So I was scrolling on Pinterest - as one does - and I came across a post stating that the number John's blog is stuck on in I believe ASiB was the same as the year Sherlock Holmes fell into the Reichenbach falls in the ACD canon, 1895.

Now, this in itself is wild, but then my mind brought up another thing I saw a few days ago, a meme on Tumblr (if someone wants the link I can send it)

Sherlock Meta Time: 1895 Counter On John's Blog = Gay

So

The reason they left London in 1895 (I assume in the same story with the Reichenbach Falls but I can't know for certain) was described as 'circumstances in which I need not enter' or something and people in this thread connected it to Oscar Wilde's trial for 'gross indecency' (aka being gay) which took place in the same year.

N o w, as a reminder, John's count on his website froze on 1895. In this year, Oscar Wilde was sentenced for gross indecency, Holmes and Watson went out of town presumably for that reason AND the Reichenbach Fall of the original stories.

While the number could stand for the original Reichenbach Fall, I don't really see where that would go BUT what if it stands for Oscar Wilde's trial? And for ACD Holmes and Watson being out of town because of it?

In my opinion, if we combine this with the 'Irene ships Johnlock' theory I read on @inevitably-johnlocked 's blog (it's a lot more complicated than that but that she basically knows something is going on), this could be her doing, trying to make fun of them or give them a hint in the right direction. Who knows? Not me, I'm just here to collect the puzzle pieces.


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6 months ago

hey can you do me a favor and start that project that you wanted to work on please I am begging you to do the first step

literally only the first step

you only have to do the first step

PLEASE PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU SO MUCH

like if it's an art project open your art software or gather materials

If it requires reaching out to someone just send that email or whatever

If it's writing please make an outline

etc etc you know what the project is please start it please PLEASE

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PLEASE

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

4 months ago

Does anyone have piano sheet music C418's Blind Spots? I've looked, but the only one I found was on musescore and while it's really good I can't print it out without paying the pro version


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4 weeks ago

Art Critic: the skull in the corner is artfully placed on the periphery of vision to symbolise the omnipresence of death, important thematically to the artist’s conception of life and mortality.

Actual Artist: aw shit, I got all this negative space, guess I’ll stick a skull there that looks pretty rad.

1 year ago

This came to me as I was lying in bed, not quite awake, and was the thing that made me sit up and open my laptop to write it down

A loved one showed me the movie Blame, a story about humans trying to surivie in an enormous intelligent city that they no longer had control over. Trying to find food while avoiding the being detected and eradicated like vermin. This hostile but indifferent monolith changing around this small community just trying to continue existing. Living on the internet feels like this, but with an even slower level of hostility. We aren't hunted down by killer robots, but instead we are faced with changes that are uncaring and frustrating as inhabitants that live here. A path we once took has suddenly closed or, even more frustrating, now demands grams of gold to open for us. We visit a nearby place where stories are kept and shared, only to find that it and all the people who lived there have been replaced with a big empty hole. New communities sprout up from the collapse of old ones, but we are hesitant to get to know them lest we become invested in relationships that might suddenly vanish; all the while trying not to vanish ourselves. We are living in a crumbling megastructure controlled by indifferent unknowable entities. And while we, the people outside this metaphor, might know the decisions they're making are driven by a desire for profit; it doesn't change how seemly random those decisions seem to us who have to live with them.

5 months ago

Gotta get through this, two more episodes of this weird shit and then... then I'll probably open up AO3 and look for fix-its

This fandom does not have it easy huh

I just finished Sherlock S4/1

What the actual fuck was that

Huh????

It's like... Sherlock and Mary, featuring John as a side character who is stupid every now and then but otherwise unimportant

And the finale?????? It felt so... staged and John didn't even help? Just call her an ambulance for fuck's sake


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5 months ago

WAIT i just rewatched episode 1 and ivy was found "near gristle" and the grizzly bear was found "up in gristle" COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT ‼️


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