Ah To Be Young And Complicated

Rick riordan was a middle school teacher

but this feels more accurate as I am a teenager and if I was percy I definitely would just ignore all the insanity and refuse to process it

OK maybe that's a psychological problem BUT STILL

"I guess Crazy Quilt finally saw the light, Batman!" "Yes, Robin. He's learned the hard way that justice is blind."

You maniacs just blinded a man, and now you're standing over him, quipping about it.

i’m seeing a lot of people reblogging suicide hotlines and this is just a reminder that this is a suicide help line that works like a text-based instant messenger for people who may need to talk to someone but have trouble/are uncomfortable making phone calls

I want to know how to make this work tbh

Dick: Are. you. serious?!

Damian: It was the only option!

Dick: THE ONLY- I need a second

Damian: I-

Dick: NO! I. need. a second!

Roy: Great, cause I'm raring to go!

Roy, turning to Emiko: What in the fresh hell were you thinking?!

Emiko: I don't have to explain myself to you

Roy: Acting tough for a girl who knows I have Dinah on speed dial

Emiko: Pull your phone out and you'll have some broken fingers to match your broken phone

Roy: Oh yeah? Well-

Dick: Okay! I'm calm! Let's just apologize to each other and have a calm discussion about-

Damian: I'm not sorry

Dick:

Dick: I am no longer calm. Wally! Sub in!

Wally: What? Oh. Um sure

Wally: Ace! How dare you! I... am very mad. At you.

Ace: Uh, yeah! Yeah! I'm also mad, very mad, and now I'm going to argue! Because you... You don't listen to me!

Wally: And you don't listen to me!! So now I'm goING TO YELL ABOUT IT!

Ace: GREAT! I'M GOING TO YELL BACK!

Wally and Ace: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Emiko:

Roy: ... what the fuck

Dick: Oh my g- You two know that you don't have to pretend to argue to make us feel better, right?

Wally: We just didn't want to rub it in

I happened across this and found it helpful so I figured I’d share! Granted, it is from the ‘90s so I’ve got no clue how much of it has been retconned away.

From Nightwing Secret Files & Origins (Oct. 1999)

best friends

Ultimate Spider-Man