he’s so “i love my gf” coded
luigi at a halloween party (2019) + crumbs
summary: you’re in the massage therapy program at upenn and luigi asks for some help! ;)
hii, first time posting something of my own but ive had this idea since like february when i made this acc. so for this fic’s sake just pretend UPenn has a massage therapy program lolll and reader and luigi are within the same friend group but not as close until this lolll. also id appreciate advice on writing if anyone would like to leave a tip or two! okay enjoy!!
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deep into the spring semester— a random thursday night. so close to the weekend but not yet friday.
luigi— ever the star student makes a surprise appearance in the shared snapchat group you all have with friends.
luigi 🤓:
still got an hour left of TA duties and my back is KILLING me. can’t even sleep comfortably anymore smh.
matt 💩:
somebody get ahold of shorty with the massage therapy license
micaela 👻:
yall are so unserious lmfaooo
you:
you guys are so irritating yess im in the massage therapy program but i don’t have license yet
am i the damn campus chiropractor now??
nathan 🦾:
LUIGI BOUTTA GET HIS BACK BLOWN OUT PROFESSIONALLY
cue the chat blowing up with laughter
luigi 🤓: assholes lmfaooo..
though weighing his options behind the screen, he decides to just bite the bullet and ask you in private.
luigi 🤓:
hey if you’re really need the practice im down to be your test dummy
my back just really aches
you:
Looollll yeah if you have the chance come over later you know where my dorm is
luigi 🤓:
bet. thank you.
almost an hour and a half later you hear the faintest knocks on your door. opening it to find luigi, freshly showered, curls wet, grey sweats, and a upenn sweatshirt.
“hey..”
you lean against the door smiling, “come in, get comfortable”
luigi steps and takes a look around, a bit nervous, “uhh should i take my shoes off?”
“yeah, it’ll make it easier for me to fold you like a pretzel” you giggle at your own joke.
the look he gives you is priceless, followed by his own laughter and “seriously? you all play too much” before taking a seat on your bed.
he sits there a moment longer, hands resting on his knees like he’s in an actual doctor’s office.
“lu..”
“huh?” he turns his attention back to you.
“i can’t really work through your sweatshirt.. take it off for me”
“oh right, my bad” he laughs and finally tugs his sweatshirt over his head and you take that as the perfect chance to admire his bare chest.
“lay down for me,” you tell him as you pat your bed behind him. “on your stomach.”
he hesitates for a second before mumbling a quiet “okay,” and turns around.
italian giant in your girly bed, face half-buried in your pillow,
“is this fine?”
You smile and say, “perfect!”
without warning, you straddle him and sit down on the back of his thighs to get a good angle. you feel him tense up and laugh, “oh cmon gigi relax, you came to me for help remember?”
pouring some massage lotion into your hands, you press them into the broad expanse of lu’s back— firm and slow, working through his shoulder blades like you kind of know what you’re doing.
unbeknownst to you, luigi feels like he’s being tortured. the weight of you sitting on his thighs, the warmth of your hands gliding over his skin, the tips of your fingers digging deep enough to pull little airy breaths and sighs out of him without even thinking.
your voice breaks the comfortable silence, “damn, gi you’re really tense”
“yeah well ive been hunched over my computer all week grading assignments, it’s starting to weigh on me,” he huffs a laugh but cuts himself off when your hands drag lower on his back and press into a particularly tense spot— letting out low and gravelly groan.
so deep and involuntary, you both freeze.
“Lu… you good?”
voice muffled by your pillow, he replies, “yeah yeah M’fine”
but his hands clenching your comforter, knuckles white, doesn’t get past you. you press your thumbs back into that same tense spot— testing him.
letting out that same uncontrollable groan and not going unnoticed by you— his hips jerk, grinding up into your mattress as if his body is begging for a release he’s too scared to ask you for.
“…lu…did you just?”
“M’just sensitive, you mustve hit a nerve or something”
you hum, unconvinced, still working out the rest of his lower back. then, you sit up a little, straddling his thighs, and running your hands down his sides like it’s nothing.
“Mmm,” you murmur, “well… im basically done with your back.”
you pause, letting your voice drop, sweet, and teasing.
“flip over, lu. might as well take care of your chest too.”
his breath stutters, body tensing under you, and he hesitates because he knows, he knows if he turns over something’s going to change.
you wait for him— quiet, not moving, patient, and watching the back of his curls like you can hear the internal battle he’s having.
after a beat, he lets out a defeated and shy, “…okay.”
shifting slow, careful and avoiding eye contact, he turns over laying flat on his back but immediately throws an arm over his eyes, absolutely refusing to see whatever look you’re giving him right now.
your eyes drop and then go WIDE. because holy shit… the tent in his grey sweatpants is massive. thick and heavy against his thigh— straining.
you clear your throat, swallowing down the wicked little grin threatening to spread across your face. “alright,” you murmur, “relax for me.”
your hands start at his shoulders, kneading them slow, steady, ignoring his obvious problem though your eyes definitely keep flickering down to the way he’s so hard, desperate, and soooo shy about it.
your hands travel lower, down his chest, over his stomach, tracing almost every line of him, until you’re teasing just at the waistband of his sweats. your fingers ghosting right where his soft skin meets the fabric. and that’s when you feel it. his stomach twitches under your hands and he not so subtly peeks, dark eyelashes peeking out below his forearm.
that’s exactly when you lean in— voice a little softer now and just above a whisper, “wow,” you murmur, “school’s got you all worked up, huh?”
luigi lets out the softest groan, full of embarrassment and arm shifting to cover the entirety of his face now. “It’s—“ he stutters, “it’s not like that.”
but you’re already grinning because his body has already given him away— needy, twitchy, and hard against his sweats as if it has a mind of its own.
so your hands travel lower, slow and casual right over his waistband. until your palm is ghosting over the thick outline of him, barely touching him but just enough to see his hips jerk up like the interaction shocked him.
“relax lu,” you hum, giggling softly, “M’just trying to help”
another stroke, but this time you cup him fully, watching the way his breath stutters so sharply. “…fuck,” he whines— quiet, but already a bit wrecked.
“mmm,” you purr, squeezing just a bit more, “definitely got some more tension to work out here.”
dragging your palm along the thick outline of him again and that’s all it takes— luigi’s hips lift off the bed without him even thinking. helplessly chasing your touch.
and when your hand moves away— teasing him, that’s when you hear it, soft and barely above a whisper, “please… don’t stop.”
you laugh— low and dangerously sweet. “that’s all you had to say baby.”
your fingers hook into the waistband of his sweatpants and boxers, giving him plenty of time to stop you if he really wanted to but he doesn’t.
and then, you finally free him. thick, heavy, and flushed a deep red at the tip, already leaking from how long he’s been worked up under your hands.
you take your sweet time wrapping your hand around him— slow and warm. giving a lazy stroke from base to tip that has his hips jolting right off the bed again. a broken little gasp tearing out of him, “f-fffuck— oh my god—“
the wet sounds of your hand moving up and down him get more insistent. the way his hips keep lifting, restless, frantically chasing every pass of your hand has you absolutely enamored by the once shy boy.
you stroke him again— your fist twisting just right at his tip, catching that sensitive little spot that has him gasping so desperately.
he’s biting his bottom lip, trying to keep quiet, trying to hold himself together. but you slow your pace and teasingly drag your thumb across the head— “shit—“ he lets out, hips stuttering, “faster, pl-please go faster.”
you blink and pause, “you want it faster lu?” you ask, “is that what you need baby?”
he nods, fast— face flushed red all the way down to his chest. “mmhmmm, y-yeah i need it.” he chokes out, hips already moving again into your closed fist.
and you give it to him without hesitation. fingers tightening around him and your wrist flicking harder and faster. your strokes pick up their rhythm, wet and noisy now, almost obscene in the silence of your dorm room, accompanied by the sweet, sinful noises you’re pulling out of him.
“f-fuck— oh my god— don’t stop— please don’t stop—“
his thighs trembling, stomach tensing every time your hand meets the base of his cock, and then back up with just the right twist at the top.
your hands keep working him fast, slick, and filthy and every stroke has him getting closer and closer until— you notice his thighs shift under you, spreading a little wider and his hips tipping up into your fist like his body just needs to be closer to you.
and then slowly and shakily, he props himself up on his elbows. dark curls messy across his forehead, face flushed, and his chest rising and falling in sharp, desperate little pants. you look up to see his eyes— blown wide, locked right on you.
his lips part as you slow your pace again, “p-please—“ he pants, “let me cum— i need it so bad— please.”
it knocks the air out of your chest. sweet and shy luigi begging for you like it’s the only thing he knows how to do.
your voice comes out low and sultry, “yeah? that bad?” and he nods, his curls bouncing a bit at the movement.
“s’bad—can’t— please let me cum— please.” and you stroke him a little faster and grip him tighter and the sound you rip out of him is raw.
“pleasepleaseplease— wanna cum for you— please” and it’s like he’s not even aware of how much he’s begging anymore, only sure of the immense pleasure you’re giving him.
your voice drops low and firm, “then give it to me lu.”
and it’s like his whole body snaps— hips jerking up into your fist, head tipped all the way back, curls sticking to his forehead, and mouth falling open to let out the prettiest moan you’ve ever heard him make.
“Ah—fuuuuuuuck—“
hot ropes of cum spill out of him, messy and hard splattering all over your hand and his stomach. twitching through it so hard, his elbows almost give out, but he rides it out. tilting his head back up to watch your hand slowly milk every last drop from him as his breath comes out in panting little whines.
until finally, he slumps back against your bed. completely wrecked, chest heaving, and his lashes fluttering heavy against his red cheeks.
you lean over to press the softest kiss to his cheek, right against his warm skin. letting him know, “gonna clean you up okay?” and then slip off the bed, padding over to your bathroom, coming back with a damp towel.
luigi’s still laid out where you left him, now with his eyes barely cracked open, watching you like you’re an angel that’s come down from heaven. you settle between his legs again and carefully start cleaning him up— wiping the mess from his stomach and his softening cock.
you glance up to get a good look at him and catch the heavy look he’s giving you. it makes something curl in your chest. your fingers skim over his tip, collecting a small bead of cum still clinging there and without breaking eye contact, you bring it to your mouth and suck it clean off.
luigi lets out a sound that’s in between a whimper and a laugh.
hours later, your dorm is quiet.
you’re tucked into bed still smelling like your massage lotion and him, scrolling absently on your phone, and your dim fairy lights casting soft shadows across your room.
and just as you’re plugging in your phone for the night, ready to sleep, your screen lights up with a snapchat notification.
luigi 🤓:
thank u again for earlier like fr
feels like i’ll actually be able to sleep tn
you smile, heart swelling at the thought of him still not over your hang out. and then the screen lights up again.
luigi 🤓:
sooo when can i book a second appointment?
you:
depends…
your back still hurting baby?
delivered, read, yet no reply. not for a whole minute.
and then:
luigi 🤓 is typing…
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to be continued?
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⠀ ˖⋆࿐໋ randomly sends you money to get your nails done, like sometimes you’ll just see a notification pop up on your phone and it’ll be him sending you 200 dollars, and for the reference statement he always puts a “❤️”
⠀ ˖⋆࿐໋ he always makes time for you. even if he’s really caught up with stuff he needs to do for work, he ALWAYS makes time for you no matter what.
⠀ ˖⋆࿐໋ if you and him were in public and another man started acting weird towards you, he’d always put his arm around you and give the other man the biggest death stare to get the message across that you’re his.
⠀ ˖⋆࿐໋ loves taking you to events as his date and also loves introducing you as his wife to people, it makes him so proud :,)
⠀ ˖⋆࿐໋ sooo good with his hands in more ways than one;) once you came home to him building a cot in your garage. you weren’t even pregnant yet and your heart absolutely melted. when you asked him why he was building a cot he just said “for our future baby” :(((((
⠀ ˖⋆࿐໋ honeymoon in sicily, you guys stayed in a beautiful villa and spent time swimming, hiking, fucking and just appreciating the overall beauty of the place!
⠀ ˖⋆࿐໋ loves taking photos of you not just with his phone, but with his digital camera. he took soo many photos of you on your honeymoon (i plan to get into this more when i do a honeymoon hcs post!!!)
⠀ ˖⋆࿐໋ loves cuddlefucking with you especially in the morning, you guys love to do it while talking about what you wanna do that day :((
⠀ ˖⋆࿐໋ the scent of your perfume always calms him down, he especially loves it when one of his hoodies still smells like you after you’ve been wearing it
⠀ ˖⋆࿐໋ is the biggest softie after sex, whenever you try to get up to go pee after he always pulls you back into bed which makes you giggle, and when you tell him you need to pee after because women need to pee after sex he always gets all whiney even though you’ll be back soon
⠀ ˖⋆࿐໋ always helps around the house whenever he can, especially when you were pregnant. one time he saw you carrying a rather big bucket of laundry and he immediately told you to put it down and that he’d handle it. :,)
⠀ ˖⋆࿐໋ once you guys were watching a movie on the tv, then a sex scene came on and be turned to you and said “we could do better than that.” and you were like “you wanna show me?” and that night he fucked you so rough your legs were shaking
⠀ ˖⋆࿐໋ his family love you. whenever you go to one of his family gatherings or simply just go to his parents house to have dinner, they ALWAYS ask “so are you guys thinking of having a baby?” “when are you gonna have kids?” i feel like since his parents seem soooo traditional that they’d expect grandkids
⠀ ˖⋆࿐໋ on your wedding night, you were on your knees sucking his cock before you could even get your dress off, and he took a picture because the fact that you were sucking him off while wearing your wedding dress was too much for him.
⠀ ˖⋆࿐໋ you had sex in literally every position possible all night long on your wedding night, with him manhandling you. you were both staying at a hotel that night and were both sooo loud, no doubt you pissed off the other guests that were also staying there that night 😭
⠀ ˖⋆࿐໋ you always give him massages like the good wife you are when his back hurts 😘😘
⠀ ˖⋆࿐໋ loves giving you massages too, he won’t stop until you say you’re feeling better
⠀ ˖⋆࿐໋ he randomly gets you flowers even though you don’t ask for them :((
⠀ ˖⋆࿐໋ one of your favourite things to do in the morning is watching him get ready for work, watching him get out of bed naked put on his boxers, put on his trousers and put on his white shirt. you ALWAYS do his tie up for him because you love how imitate it is.
⠀ ˖⋆࿐໋ sex at least 4 times a week, twice a week at the very LEAST if you’re both tired or have other things going on. but multiple rounds of sex every day when you’re ovulating ;)
⠀ ˖⋆࿐໋ one time you guys got REAL dirty and had sex on the dinner table while there was still food on it 😭
⠀ ˖⋆࿐໋ he loves just doing mundane domestic things with you. doing laundry, cooking, cleaning, gardening, even painting the walls of your future baby’s nursery :,)
⠀ ˖⋆࿐໋ he’s just the most perfect person to plan a life with, he has so many great ideas and you just love him so so much
⠀ ˖⋆࿐໋ when you took a pregnancy test in the bathroom and it came out positive, you cried. you were terrified and kept overthinking like crazy, what if you weren’t a good mother? but then lui walked in and saw how upset you were and hugged you and comforted you, and kept telling you how happy he was that you were pregnant and how great of a mother you’d be.
⠀ ˖⋆࿐໋ loves cuddling with you in bed, he especially loves laying on your bare chest with his arms around your torso, while under a thick blanket :,)
⠀ ˖⋆࿐໋ is AMAZING at reassuring you, once you accidentally overcooked a pie in the oven and he saw how anxious you were and he was like “it’s alright baby, you could cook me shit on a plate and i’d still eat it” 😭
⠀ ˖⋆࿐໋ his lockscreen is a photo of you sleeping :,)
⠀ ˖⋆࿐໋ you’re his best friend in every sense. you guys do everything together, play video games, go hiking, just everything
⠀ ˖⋆࿐໋ his favourite thing to do with you on a friday night is cuddle up in bed with you and watch a movie 🙁
⠀ ˖⋆࿐໋ if he came home riled up about something, he’d have you bent over the nearest surface in the house and would be fucking the shit out of you practically as soon as he walked in the door. you don’t mind though, you love it ;)
⠀ ˖⋆࿐໋ he loves showering with you because it saves water, and he also loves how intimate it is. he loves lathering shampoo into your hair while kissing the back of your neck, and he also loves how showering with you sometimes ends with you with your tits pressed against the shower wall while he fucks you from behind ;)
⠀ ˖⋆࿐໋ always has to be touching you while he’s asleep, if he’s not cuddling you he’s either lying on his stomach with an arm around your waist, holding your hand, or has one of his legs tangled with yours :(((
⠀ ˖⋆࿐໋ loves discussing baby names with you, once he cheekily suggested that if you have a boy that you should name him “luigi jr”
⠀ ˖⋆࿐໋ loves it when he’s coding at his computer and you randomly get on your knees and suck his cock
⠀ ˖⋆࿐໋ before he proposed to you, he was acting soooo weird for at least 2 months prior, one time you were wearing a ring on one of your fingers and he randomly took a picture of your hand. when you asked him why, he said it was because “your nails were pretty” when little did you know that later that day he went to the jewellers and showed them that picture to estimate your ring size, in order to make sure your engagement ring fit perfectly.
⠀ ˖⋆࿐໋ he took you for a drive one night to one of your favourite spots, a hill with a view overlooking the beach. he got out of the car and took you outside and sat on the bench with you and started talking about how beautiful the view was. then he started yapping about how much he loved you and how he wanted to spend the rest of his life with you. you IMMEDIATELY picked up on what he was about to do and you started crying tears of happiness and then when he got down on one knee you cried more, and when you said yes HE started crying.
⠀ ˖⋆࿐໋ after that, you may or may not have gotten back in the car and proceeded to have the best sex you’ve ever had.
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AHHH i hope u guys liked this as my second hcs post xxoxoxo
Luigi celebrating his birthday in my tomodachi life 🍰♡ ༘*.゚🧸
i hope today is good to lulu, i really hope he’s doing well <3 thinking about him today
Save a horse ride a cowboy au with Luigi. Maybe Lu’s Halloween costume is a cowboy and he teaches you the hat trick after you take his hat and put it on your own head? 😋
Ok imagine your friends are forcing you to go to a frat party. It’s Halloween but all you want to do is stay home and watch Halloween movies, binging on candy and fast food. You made zero effort with your costume, throwing on a black top and mini skirt, drawing some whiskers onto your cheeks with eyeliner.
“I’m a cat” you tell your friends, who are looking at you with confusion.
𓈒⟡₊⋆∘˚⊹ 𓈒⟡₊⋆∘˚⊹ ࿔
You arrive at the party and are drawn to the drinks Your friends are long gone, going off to find their partners engaging in whatever it is people enjoy doing at parties.
“Meow” you hear from behind you.
You spin around, spilling the shot in your hand, to place your eyes on Luigi. He’s dressed as a cowboy with blue jeans, a checkered shirt and a straw hat. He even went as far as wearing cowboy style boots, which you are so sure he bought especially for tonight.
“Luigi! I’m glad to see you here. Meow, back”
“Haha I thought it was you. A cat huh? How original” he says, a cheeky smile tugging at his lips.
You roll your eyes and scoff. “Oh yeah? A cowboy? Wow how original.” You laugh back, playfully swatting his shoulder.
You grab another two shot glasses, downing one and passing the other to Luigi. He downs the shot, wiping his lips with the back of his hand and immediately grabbing another cup.
“Wow slow down there, billy the kid” you say, grabbing his hat and placing it on your head.
He finishes the second shot and looks at you, cocking his head to the side. “You’re not familiar with the rule, I assume.”
You simply laugh, furrowing your brows with confusion. “You’re such a nerd, what rule?”
“You know, the rule,” he wipes his mouth again, observing your face, waiting for a reaction. “Oh shit, you actually don’t know.” He laughs, placing a hand on your hips, pulling you in.
You stumble forwards into him, falling into his unbelievably muscular body. You place a hand onto his chest to steady yourself.
Luigi leans in close, whispering into your ear. “You wear the hat, you ride the cowboy.” He pulls away, smirking, lifting his eyebrows.
Your jaw is slack, shocked at the filthy words leaving his mouth. “Well we can’t break the rules now, can we!” You say, looking around to make sure no one heard. You take a step back and he taps the rim of the hat still resting on your head. The hat tips forwards, covering your eyes. You pull the hat off handing it back to him.
“Oh no no, keep it on. You gotta wear the hat if you want to ride” luigi cringes a little at his own words and you take the hat back, laughing and shaking your head.
You place it back into your head, taking his hand. “Lead the way, cowboy.” You tell him.
𓈒⟡₊⋆∘˚⊹ 𓈒⟡₊⋆∘˚⊹ ࿔
In Luigi’s bedroom, he helps you out of your clothes, as you stumble across his bedroom. You break the kiss momentarily, long enough for him to pull your top off and go back to messily making out.
You help him undo his belt, and unbutton his jeans as he kicks off his boots. He trips and falls back, landing on the bed. You fall with him, landing on top of him.
He rolls you off of himself to wiggle out of his jeans and then grabs your hips, pulling you back towards him. You straddle his hips and he pushes himself up, placing his hands on the bed, supporting himself.
Before you can take the hat off you hear luigi tell you, “what did I say, the hat stays on”.
You roll your eyes, giggling. “Want me to ride you or not?”
Prof Mangione who has his home screen on his MacBook Pro set to a picture of you and him posing and smiling together at the top of a hiking trail—you in your cute two-piece workout set, and him in just shorts, shirtless. One morning, when he connects his laptop to the lecture hall’s projector and monitor, the photo pops up on the big screen and the whole class lets out an “Aww,” and he gets so fucking bashful 😭😭😭😭
stopppp this is so effing cute mama omfg😭🥺
i love the idea of his students shipping the two of you and ooohing and aaahing at every little moment between you both!!!! anytime you make even the slightest appearance during his lectures they tease you guys and probably throw around a “when are you two getting married?” gahhhhhh😣
“i support women’s health because i love the women in my family”