Reblog If You Are ASEXUAL, Support ASEXUAL PEOPLE, Or SECRETLY A DRAGON IN HUMAN FORM

Some horny accounts started following me and it's like? Excuse me? Do I look like I'm interested? Does my "about me" and post history not say enough?

I think yall need to learn who your target audience is. Because believe me, I'm not it. Just wanted to vent because I find it funny.

People: A.I. will take over the world.

A.I.: let's message this ace user to sub to only fans

the notes are broken 😂

Is it really? I'm almost always very wrong.

Twitter users will not survive the winter

I'm playing Portal 2 for the first time

Eeee. This is a tough one.

Hehehe. Twitter.

The only deadnaming I’ll accept is twitter