Anyone Else Have Trouble Picturing Crime Alley?

Arcane act 3 destroyed me it shattered my soul

"Mel is a bad person she manipulated jayce"

Ekko, at the unripe age of 10/11, scammed him, and Jayce still didn't make the connection years later when meeting Ekko again.

ALSO, SO WHAT? She is a politician. That is what they do. They manipulate people to achieve their own agenda. Luckily, the outcome was mutually beneficial for both of them. It was mutually beneficial. Meaning it was not a parasitic relationship like ambassa and cait, for example.

Jayces whole characterisation is that he is an idealistic genius. Yes, he's intelligent but in the field of science. He had not spent his life navigating the realm of politics like Mel had. He is a gullible person. That is what they showed us in the very first episode when ekko scams him.

Mel manipulated jayce yes HOWEVER that does not mean the relationship was manipulation, too. TWO THINGS CAN BE TRUE AT ONCE.

Also, most likely, if Jayce failed again, Mel would also be risking a lot. She would most likely lose credibility among the council and even lose her position as Counciller. Granted, she is intelligent and thought the reward outweighed the but still. She was also risking her position by backing him.

That's all i gotta say. I'm so tired of the Mel hate the only valid hate against her is her not doing anything to help Zaun.

do you think lestat has spotify premium on his divorce ipad or do you think he makes himself sit through the adbreaks as a punishment

I finally watched the episode where MaoMao saves Jinshi's life. OMFGGGG.

HOW TENDERLY HE HOLDS HER FACE AFTER SHE SAVES HIM. HES HOLDING HER LIKE SHES THE MOST DELICATE THING IN THE WORLD AND THEN SHE GOES "can I get the Ox bezoar now" OMAGSGGSSG GUYS I CANT WITH THEM OMFGGG

DEKE BEING THE GRANDSON OF JEMMA AND LEOPOLD???? (S5EP12) IM CRYING I CANT I KNEW HE WAS RELATED TO SOMEONE BUT FITZSIMMONS MY BABIES? UGH I LOVE IT. AGENTS OF SHIELD YOU WILL FOREVER BE SUPERIOR

I ALWAYS KNEW THEYD GET MARRIED THEY WERE GIVEN A SHIPNAME FROM EPISODE 1 ALREADY

why am I so correct when drunk

Jjk characters as Christmas movies/ Christmas movie characters. (this may be off I may have been drinking a little it's festive.)

Gojo would be the brother Ben from The Family Stone.

Yuji would be Kevin from home alone or Elf (I LOVE ELF GUYS)

mahito and kenjaku would be the robbers from home alone (that one juju stroll wirh jogos head is inspiring this)

Geto is Meredith from The Family Stone. (watch the movie and you'll see why)

Megumi would be scrooge mcduck from the animated Disney one (not animated Mickey mouse Disney one)

Nobara would be barabje from the barbie retelling of scrooge bc she's cunt and nobara is cunt

Yuta would be the Santa Clause bc I DONT LIKE HIM AND I DONT LIKE THAT MOVIE

Uhhh Inumaki would be a 1920s silent christmas film (im. funny laugh)

Nanami would be the Die hard guy Bruce Willis

that's all I can think of MERRU CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS

DC has brought us comic book accurate superman.

Yk what that means marvel? BRING BACK AGENTS OF SHIELD, INCLUDING THE OG WRITERS AND SHOWRUNNERS AND PRODUCERSSSS.

SPOILERS FOR ACT 3

the parallels between powder and jinx really kill me

In every universe she carries her sister with her. For example in the alternate reality she literally has a pink streak in her hair. When she put on make up it was blue and pink and purple (her mother had purple hair too im gna sob) her nails are entirely pink (I couldn’t get a screenshot of it.) she lives the “I’m always with you even if we’re worlds apart)

In the reality we know she also always carries her sister with her. I saw a TikTok analysing their hair and tldr they said it’s likely jinx hasn’t cut her hair since her and vi split apart. And she paints her nails both pink and blue which are their respective colours. Even if she stayed powder her mindset towards family is still the same and it kills me I can’t put it into better words omg.

Happy birthday to my glorious, long-haired alternative religious cult leader. 🎂✨️