Jannik, reacting to Carlos’ goat imitation 🤭🐐
DON'T TOUCH THAT DIAL!!
What the helly, more of them
Imagine being Kris and you find out your literal TV had a doomed toxic yaoi with a damn spam email personification
They make me sick
I am overcome with the deltarune brainrot. Sorry for the two people following this account, you will get many amazing pieces of art of a sentient TV guy and a spam-mail guy on your dash.
commentators saying piatti tells the story of how jannik cried at 17 after losing against carlos. and now he’s 23 and crying because of him again. this is AWFUL.
bruised jannikblrs i am so sorry, like genuinely i know it sucks. i am especially sorry because i'm about to start talking about #dynamics which the bruises might not appreciate. sorry. stop reading now if you have to. sorry!!!!
not even using love here in the rpf sense—
i love you and because i love you i'm going to destroy you, it's the thing i love about you that inspires me to destroy you. like what the fuck man lmao no wonder jannik is like, get me out of the #sincaraz narrative. if carlos wasn't so convinced he was special then maybe carlos wouldn't keep fucking doing this! but he is and he will. what DOES it feel like to be a capricious demigod's object of desire. not sure i'd want to find out!
Unfortunately plagued by thoughts of them being bitterly divorced
(Ignore that I didn’t realize I forgot spamton’s teeth for 4 days)
SINNERPAUSE - Week 5/12
written in the stars 🌌🦊