Imagine dating me and then boom we just last forever and we’re both happy asf. Wild
Oh look, I found a summary of the entire Harry Potter series:
George: Oooh~ you like Hermione!!!!
Fred: Uh yea. I know.
George: You’re smitten and you know it!
Fred: I think I’m allowed to have feelings for MY WIFE, George!
Remus: I want to show you a picture from last night that really upset me.
Tonks: Okay, but in my defense, Sirius bet me fifty galleons that I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.
Remus: That’s not what I wanted to—
Remus: You drank SHAMPOO?
Harry: On a scale of one to ten, you’re a nine, because I’m the one you need.
Draco: I’m a ten.
Harry: No, it’s a pickup lin-
Draco: I. Am. A. Ten.
# remus lupin just being the iconic remus lupin even during the battle of hogwarts
((ooc: this has been in my drafts and I just remembered I had it so here it is pals, It’s this text post by @severussnapeisourking and Hermione by my dear @youngwolfchaos ))
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Signs that you might be a Slytherin:
You like to take care of yourself but laziness is your best friend too. One day you have an Instagram make-up on, the next one you go to your classes in your pj’s
Not necessarily an asshole like the cliché; you don’t like injustice and don’t make fun of someone unless they deserve it
You won’t always voice your opinion, but it doesn’t make you a coward. You just know what to say, when to say it, and to whom.
The best strategy: never interrupt your enemy when they’re wrong, you might need that later
You’re this happy-go-lucky kind of person who will always make your friends laugh and be the extrovert one, when deep down you’re hiding your emotions and problems quite well
Cat person
Misunderstood. You might analyze social interactions around you because sometimes you don’t seem to fit in
People can talk shit about you but oh, one finger laid on your friends or family and they’re dead
Black eyeliner, black nail polish, black soul
Halsey (do I need to say more? She’s a genius)
Can read as much as Ravenclaw and if you really put your energy into it, you can be top of your class (but you knaaah, laziness)
Love piercings and tattoos; might have done the first one as a rebellion but then you really got into it. It’s art, to you
Shy around people you don’t know, then you become more confident
Sly smirks
Alternative rock music. Sometimes metal core when you feel like punching someone