Hey, I’m Just Reaching Out To People On Tumblr. You’ve Probably Heard Of Jesus And God, But Have

when you reblog a post because you think a specific mutual would enjoy it and then they reblog it from you

Do you love the colour of the Magnus Archives?

shes just like me! (jk i dont eat rocks.... maybe)

me: *trying to take my socks off but they keep getting stuck on my heel* oh fuck. goddamnit.

the extractor fan in a bathroom in Norway that has an intrinsic link to my spirit: *momentarily whirs louder*

I fucking hate seattle man. the liberals have built a living superstructure that towers over the city and covers the sky in rain and fog. I'm fuckin moving to the countryside

genuinely wild to me when I go to someone's house and we watch TV or listen to music or something and there are ads. I haven't seen an ad in my home since 2005. what do you mean you haven't set up multiple layers of digital infrastructure to banish corporate messaging to oblivion before it manifests? listen, this is important. this is the 21st century version of carving sigils on the wall to deny entry to demons or wearing bells to ward off the Unseelie. come on give me your router admin password and I'll show you how to cast a protective spell of Get Thee Tae Fuck, Capital

from another room i heard the voice of peppa pig ponder the question "daddy. where has the sky gone" and for one brief moment, before her father could reassure her that it was simply fog, i felt afraid

this picture is so funny to me divorced from context. i think more amusement centers should just remind you of your mortality

this is the guy they made video games for. literally nobody else

a person with chronic illness saying “I wish I could ravish you right now I’m just very tired” is extremely sexy and romantic