Noooo FUCK
Noooo FUCK
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arthur lester THE funniest horror protag. my guy finds himself partially possessed by an eldritch horror that wants to use him as a vessel for violence except 5 minutes in and said eldritch horror is the one trying to talk him down from murdering a man
Good lord new malevolent episode just dropped and I already got jumpscared 0:53 seconds in by John screaming "ARTHOR!"
i think it’d be really cool if the King in Yellow looked like one of those giant puppets they use in stage plays. the ones that have very obvious visible puppeteers moving them, but still seem so alive. i imagine that the main body seems to be controlled by the dancers, but the tentacles move on their own.
my contribution
After the benevolent special, I had the thought "Arthur is like Kayne's paper doll" and I ran with it maybe a little too far
Not finished yet
happy birthday, john malevolent doe
idc how unreliable john gets, i will ALWAYS be on his side i do not careeeee about what oscar has done for arthur, i will trust john blindly !!!
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The first section of a chart listing injuries sustained by Arthur Lester and the episodes they occurred in.
Episode 2: Car crash, Physical evidence: Probable bruising/scratches
Episode 2: Beat up by Eddie, Physical evidence: Probable bruising
Episode 3: Fell through stairs, Physical evidence: Possible bruising/scratches
Episode 4: [This listing is highlighted red,] Stabbed by Kellin, Physical evidence: Abdominal puncture wound
Episode 5: Coma for one month, Physical evidence: None (Atrophy?)
Episode 7: Fell off (small?) cliff, Physical evidence: Possible bruising/scratches
Episodes 8 and 9: Beat up by cops, Physical evidence: Probable bruising
Episode 9: [highlighted red,] Shot three times and died, Physical evidence: Two bullet wounds in abdomen, one in chest (heart)
Episode 12: Elevator crash, Physical evidence: Possible bruising/scratches
Episode 12: [highlighted red,] Parasitic larvae embedding attempt, Physical evidence: Small, severe burn on left forearm
Episode 12: [highlighted orange,] Frog monster exsanguination, Physical evidence: Wounds from suckers
Episode 13: [highlighted red,] Bit off fingertip, Physical evidence: Missing tip of left pinky- replaced with dark wood, bone-like
Episode 15: [highlighted red,] Blasted by sandstorm, Physical evidence: Torn skin from right side of face (cheek?)
Episode 15: [highlighted red,] Electrocuted, Physical evidence: Electric burns on palms
Episode 16: [highlighted orange,] Fell off large cliff, Physical evidence: Probable bruising/scratches, unspecified back and ankle injury
Episode 17: Thrown across room by monster, Physical evidence: Possible bruising/scratches
Episode 17: [highlighted red,] Rock dropped on shoulder, Physical evidence: Dislocated shoulder, deep cut on bicep
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The second section of a chart listing injuries sustained by Arthur Lester and the episodes they occurred in.
Episode 18: Beat up and strangled by John, Physical evidence: Probable bruising
Episode 19: [this listing is highlighted red,] Severe starvation and dehydration for three months, Physical evidence: Emaciation, atrophy?
Episode 20: Cut by dancer, Physical evidence: Possible scratch/laceration
Episode 20: [highlighted red,] Broken femur and tibia of right leg, and unspecified break, Physical evidence: Puncture(s?) through skin on right leg
Episode 20: [highlighted red,] Throat slit, Physical evidence: Laceration across throat
Episode 21: [highlighted orange,] Wolf attack, Physical evidence: Unspecified, possible bite mark
Episode 21: Moonshine poisoning, Physical evidence: None
Episode 22: [highlighted orange,] Attacked by monster, Physical evidence: Unspecified leg injury (stabbed?)
Episode 23: [highlighted red,] Uncle ear rip, Physical evidence: Missing piece of right ear
Episode 24: Thrown down hole, Physical evidence: Possible bruising
Episode 26: [highlighted red,] Beat up and furniture thrown at by Uncle, Physical evidence: Probable bruising/scratching, puncture wound in left arm near shoulder
Episode 27: [highlighted red,] Pierced from behind by monster, Physical evidence: Huge gash in stomach, all the way through
Episode 27 and 28: [highlighted red,] Tendril severing (twice), Physical evidence: Chunk of flesh carved out at base of skull
Episode 29: Strangled by Collins, Physical evidence: Possible bruising
Episode 31: Fell down flight of stairs, Physical evidence: Probable bruising
Episode 34: [highlighted red,] Shot by Collins with shotgun, Physical evidence: Buckshot wound in (back of?) shoulder
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Finally organized the Arthur injury/incident chart into something actually presentable! Red are for things that would definitely leave scars or other noticeable evidence, orange are too unspecified to say but could have left notable marks. [Image ID in Alt]
so many thoughts about Arthur Lester aka the man so divinely fucked up in the head that cosmic entities that seek to kill him are immediately enchanted by how deeply fucked up he is
