Forgot About This Smol Friend That Came To Visit Us At Our Office (yep, My Partner & I Work Together

This plant belonged to my great grandmother It’s close to a hundred years old. That’s what my Ma told me. Maybe she’s playing a prank on me but, she’s not really the type. Idk... It’s pretty cool tho, huh?

I really don’t understand why anyone would buy mansions & super expensive cars if they won the lottery. Like, if I had poweball money... I’d wanna suprise people with like, free housing or secretly paying off their student/medical debt etc... I see so many of my tumblr peoples going thru some tough times & I wish I had “you’re problems are over” money but, all I got is “emergency room/surprise car problems” savings (& I feel super super lucky just to have that).

Hang in there. I see y’all. Your feelings are valid. If y’all ever find yourselves out this way... we’ll take you out for some of the best pizza in the world & idk maybe go raspberry picking (depending on the season but, it’s one of our favorite pastimes). You can find refuge in the strange/fun world my partner & I create (even if it’s just for a brief moment)

These will prolly go into circulation before we ever see the Harriet Tubman $20... 😔

Via John Kioussis

Omg hahaha! Bought me a lotto ticket today. Gotta be at least 18 to buy one (18!!!) & I GOT CARDED!!

Cashier: “um... do you have your ID?”

Me: “omfg yes... get ready...”

Cashier: *looks at ID* - “Oh... WOW!”

Ahahahahahaha!!!