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With my hands hands hands?

(Sorry y’all - I couldn’t resist)

Also, why does every tiktok or short use the same dang songs ad nauseum? Like, how can one consider their content unique if it’s just using the same homogeneous format?

Ughh, I’m just tired... do whatever makes you... whatever... and so on...

Earf day wit grandma at the retirement community getting the garden plot sorted.

Don’t be jealous.

Remember when you could “dismiss” ads? Then, it all changed so, I would shitpost the ads b/c after I posted them (for some reason) those particular ads wouldn’t show up on my tl anymore...

Now, I’m too inundated with crazy ass ads that it doesn’t even seem worth it any more. Like, what the hell is up with these

Like, can you imagine waking up in the morning & a thick, fatty piss comes outta ya & yer like “Yes! This magical product worked! Good thing I calmed my tits a couple nights earlier...”

I really don’t understand why anyone would buy mansions & super expensive cars if they won the lottery. Like, if I had poweball money... I’d wanna suprise people with like, free housing or secretly paying off their student/medical debt etc... I see so many of my tumblr peoples going thru some tough times & I wish I had “you’re problems are over” money but, all I got is “emergency room/surprise car problems” savings (& I feel super super lucky just to have that).

Hang in there. I see y’all. Your feelings are valid. If y’all ever find yourselves out this way... we’ll take you out for some of the best pizza in the world & idk maybe go raspberry picking (depending on the season but, it’s one of our favorite pastimes). You can find refuge in the strange/fun world my partner & I create (even if it’s just for a brief moment)

Sometimes I just wanna go skinny dipping so bad. Like, it’s such a liberating feeling especially when your with some cool people (let’s be honest: girls, gays & theys) and if it’s at night? The best!!!